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Sheriff: Kansas woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years; didn't want to leave bathroom
AP ^ | 3-12-08 | Associated Press

Posted on 03/12/2008 12:22:06 PM PDT by Anti-Hillary

NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bowelmovement; diapers; disgusting; eww; fromhell; gross; itsamiracle; kansas; nasty; pee; poop; toilet; unnghh; urine
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To: Slings and Arrows; Anti-Hillary

61 posted on 03/12/2008 2:14:54 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you)
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To: Lady Jag

That scares me.


62 posted on 03/12/2008 2:18:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Those who surrender personal liberty for lower global temperatures will receive neither."--weegee)
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To: Flashman_at_the_charge

Haven’t heard that one for a looooong time.


63 posted on 03/12/2008 2:19:07 PM PDT by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Scares you?

Relax!


64 posted on 03/12/2008 2:24:51 PM PDT by Lady Jag (If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you)
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To: Anti-Hillary

Nobody’s asked the question:
If she was on the toilet for two years where did he go to the bathroom?


65 posted on 03/12/2008 3:14:50 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: avacado

Reminds me of the old joke: Why are elephants always mad? You’d be mad, too, if you had to wipe with your nose.


66 posted on 03/12/2008 3:18:34 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (Sure, they'd love to kill me, as long as they can do it without admitting I exist)
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To: Anti-Hillary

Sheriff Whipple? this has to be a joke


67 posted on 03/12/2008 3:59:00 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Patrick1
‘What is Wrong with Kansas?’

Now we understand why Obama had his largest margin of victory in Kansas.

68 posted on 03/12/2008 4:08:06 PM PDT by montag813
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To: pandoraou812

In a related story, the boyfriend “held it” for two years.

“Don’t worry, honey, I’ll go tomorrow.”


69 posted on 03/12/2008 4:59:21 PM PDT by Disturbin (Liberals: buying votes with your money)
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To: najida
They probably were equally mentally incompetent which is why they probably hooked up in the first place and why so little was done.

You saying she's his first cousin, now removed?

70 posted on 03/12/2008 5:46:58 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (..."one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.")
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To: Anti-Hillary

“But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a toilet bowel built for two!”


71 posted on 03/12/2008 6:44:33 PM PDT by Dionysius (Jingoism is no vice.)
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To: Anti-Hillary

That’s what I am thinking too.


72 posted on 03/12/2008 6:50:33 PM PDT by Ptarmigan (Bunnies=Sodomites)
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To: Anti-Hillary

Just gross!


73 posted on 03/12/2008 7:31:01 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: Straight Vermonter; Flashman_at_the_charge

And it’s oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat’ry;
They were there from Sunday to Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Now, the first was the wife of the deacon of Dover,
And though it was known she’s a bit of a rover,
She liked it so much she thought she’d stay over,
And nobody knew she was there.

And it’s oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat’ry;
They were there from Sunday to Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Well, the next was an athletic lady named Myrtle,
She jumped o’er the top like a steeple chase hurdle,
Her glasses got caught in the stay of her girdle,
And nobody knew she was there.

And it’s oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat’ry;
They were there from Sunday to Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Well, the next was a lady, Elizabeth Bender,
Was doing all right till a vagrant suspender,
Got all tangled up in her feminine gender,
And nobody knew she was there.

And it’s oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat’ry;
They were there from Sunday to Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Well, the next was a lady named Jennifer Kim,
She’d just settled in on a personal whim,
Somehow she got hers caught ‘tween the cup and the brim,
And nobody knew she was there.

And it’s oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat’ry;
They were there from Sunday to Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Well, the next to go in was old Mrs. Shuster,
She sat on the handle and thought someone goosed her,
She said, Oh, my dear, it don’t feel like it used to,
And nobody knew she was there.

And it’s oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat’ry;
They were there from Sunday to Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Well, the next was the Bishop of Chichester’s daughter,
She wanted to pass some superfluous water,
She pulled on a chain and the rising tide caught her,
And nobody knew she was there.

And it’s oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in the lavat’ry;
They were there from Sunday to Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Well, the last was a lady sweet Nellie Pumphrey,
She settled right in and she made herself comfy,
Somehow she found out she could not get her bum free,
And nobody knew she was there.

And it’s oh dear what can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in our lavat’ry
They were there from sunday to saturday
Nobody knew they were there!


74 posted on 03/12/2008 7:45:41 PM PDT by null and void (It's 3 AM, do you know where Hillary is? Does she know where Bill is? Does Bill know what 'is' is?)
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To: mtbopfuyn
heck throw in a tv

Did she have a lap top with internet access? Time can really pass by:').

75 posted on 03/12/2008 8:06:59 PM PDT by CindyDawg
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To: Anti-Hillary
Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years. . . . Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said. . . . Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

The "authorities" must be crazier than she is, if they can't figure out that she's both mentally and physically disabled.

76 posted on 03/12/2008 8:07:58 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: Anti-Hillary

Every time the boyfriend went near the bathroom door he could her chanting, “Come on ice cream! Come on ice cream!”


77 posted on 03/12/2008 8:12:45 PM PDT by Ignatz (I gave up self-sacrifice for Lent.)
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To: Anti-Hillary

She was alive?


78 posted on 03/12/2008 8:17:46 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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To: Anti-Hillary
I heard a quick sentence on the top of the hour radio news that authorities are contemplating charges against the boy friend. No further details.

Leni

79 posted on 03/12/2008 8:17:52 PM PDT by MinuteGal (I Love My Country More Than I Hate McCain.)
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To: MinuteGal; Anti-Hillary

Hubby said that he heard on our local news that she was deathly afraid of her family, and that was the original reason she refused to come out.

I simply can’t imagine why the boyfriend didn’t do something sooner.


80 posted on 03/12/2008 9:16:42 PM PDT by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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