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The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians
Cracked.com ^ | January 6, 2008 | Keith Mays

Posted on 01/06/2008 1:53:59 PM PST by EveningStar

Take a man. Add eye work (unisex glasses if eye wear is needed)and Botox. Mix in a bad haircut or unfashionably long hair--if possible a dye job. A little doughy-ness doesn't hurt, either. Have a weakness for turtlenecks and by all means fight aging like it's a battle you can win if you try just a little harder, and there you have it: The winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian.

We asked Keith Mays, author of the blog that started a phenomenon and pioneer in the field of men who look like old lesbians, to run down the 25 best examples of this confounding phenomenon and he happily obliged, including a handful of newly discovered men who look like old lesbians...

(Excerpt) Read more at cracked.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: lesbianlookalikes
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To: EveningStar
Now ES, I don't know why forgot you forgot these guys.

21 posted on 01/06/2008 2:18:11 PM PST by mnehring
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To: EveningStar

22 posted on 01/06/2008 2:20:25 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: EveningStar

They left off Hillary Clinton!!!

Oh wait... She’s just an old lesbian acting like a man. Never mind.


23 posted on 01/06/2008 2:20:39 PM PST by NerdDad (Aug 7, 1981, I married my soulmate, CDBEAR. 26 years and I'm still teenager-crazy in love with her.)
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To: LibFreeOrDie
What? Did he join the Baby Seal Club?
24 posted on 01/06/2008 2:23:28 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: mylife

I don't dare make a comment, here.

25 posted on 01/06/2008 2:25:07 PM PST by yorkie
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To: EveningStar

26 posted on 01/06/2008 2:25:15 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: yorkie

He needs a Manzzier!

Support me Bro!


27 posted on 01/06/2008 2:26:46 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

ROTF!!


28 posted on 01/06/2008 2:27:49 PM PST by yorkie
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To: yorkie

:0)


29 posted on 01/06/2008 2:34:55 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: EveningStar

David Bowie

30 posted on 01/06/2008 2:49:50 PM PST by matt1234
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To: x

nailed it.


31 posted on 01/06/2008 3:01:49 PM PST by weegee (End the Bush-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton-Clinton/Clinton-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton Oligarchy in 2008.)
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To: brwnsuga
..except Robert Redford,

I was surfing around and came upon a picture of Redford that appeared to be a black tie affair, and he would have passed for a shemale had he wore a dress. I've not been able to find that picture since I've read your post, but I'll continue to look.

It really is funny to see ol' Bobby looking this way, remembering his macho "Butch Cassidy" and "the Sting" days....

32 posted on 01/06/2008 3:07:55 PM PST by ThreePuttinDude ()... Cevapi & Slivovitz for everyone....()
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To: grey_whiskers

Does he have enough rubber wrist bracelets to qualify?


33 posted on 01/06/2008 3:09:20 PM PST by weegee (End the Bush-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton-Clinton/Clinton-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton Oligarchy in 2008.)
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To: EveningStar
Go

Am I off here? If so, not by much.

34 posted on 01/06/2008 3:12:17 PM PST by Oratam
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To: brwnsuga
I think that in many cases, plastic surgery has a feminizing effect on men.

Michael Jackson is probably the egregious example.

Hate to insult anyone here, but anyone) being clean-shaven also adds to a feminine appearance.

35 posted on 01/06/2008 3:14:29 PM PST by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Male lesbians. It is a real phenom, I reckon.


36 posted on 01/06/2008 3:19:20 PM PST by pissant (Duncan Hunter: Warrior, Statesman, Conservative)
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To: EveningStar

 

Oh, hey wait a minute...

 

Fixed.

37 posted on 01/06/2008 3:23:20 PM PST by Fintan
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To: mylife; yorkie; Cagey; Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70; Gamecock; Rb ver. 2.0
He needs a Manzzier!

Support me Bro!


38 posted on 01/06/2008 3:39:00 PM PST by Mr. Brightside
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To: EveningStar

This is too funny.


39 posted on 01/06/2008 3:56:50 PM PST by KC_Conspirator
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To: pissant
Male lesbians. It is a real phenom, I reckon.

In fairness, k. d. lang is more manly than any of the schmucks in the article.

40 posted on 01/06/2008 4:09:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (When Ehud Olmert had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
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