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1 posted on 12/23/2007 12:41:29 AM PST by hole_n_one
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Get the Marshmallow Shooter -

It's capacity is exactly 25 marshmallows.

2 posted on 12/23/2007 12:49:25 AM PST by HAL9000 (Fred Thompson/Mike Huckabee 2008)
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3 and 3/4 cups cereal....1 and 7/8 tbl spoons butter.


3 posted on 12/23/2007 1:04:32 AM PST by deks
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4 posted on 12/23/2007 1:10:05 AM PST by endthematrix (He was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.)
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Theresa Heinz suggests soaking them in gin.
5 posted on 12/23/2007 1:45:14 AM PST by weegee (If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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Didn’t anyone teach you fractions and the English system of measuring foods in school? Or are you trying to get someone to do your homework for you now?

Congress recently raised the mandatory retirement age of commercial pilots to 65 from 60, because there aren’t enough young people training to be pilots to take over for the retirees.

I suspect it is because of the math and science needed to understand aerodynamics is beyond the comprehension of too many of our undereducated young citizens.

If you get desperate you can always eat the marshmallows plain.


6 posted on 12/23/2007 2:05:28 AM PST by patriciaruth (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1562436/posts)
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Eat ‘em. There’s folks in Africa who don’t have marshmallows.
(the lucky ones)


9 posted on 12/23/2007 2:56:26 AM PST by djf (Whats with Santa and the short guys and toys? Michael Jackson of the Arctic? Somethin fishy here!)
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I mean really, what the hell am I supposed to do with 25 marshmallows?

Stick them in your cheeks and talk like Don Vito Corleone!

Mark

10 posted on 12/23/2007 3:09:31 AM PST by MarkL
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Eat five marshmallows.

Then make a "half-batch" of the recipe with the remaining 20 marshmallows.

11 posted on 12/23/2007 4:02:27 AM PST by Lil'freeper (Don't taze me, bro!)
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Get some Hersey Bars and Graham Crackers.

Make some Smoors tonight

12 posted on 12/23/2007 4:02:34 AM PST by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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Rice Krispie Treats isn’t an exact science.

Use the whole bag of marshmallows, 9-10 cups of Rice Krispies, 3-4 T. of butter & a little vanilla.

Or store the leftover marshmallows in the freezer to use later in other recipes. I like to add a few to Waldorf Salad & there’s always 5 Cup Salad.


13 posted on 12/23/2007 4:20:17 AM PST by elli1
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I mean really, what the hell am I supposed to do with 25 marshmallows?

Got beer?

14 posted on 12/23/2007 4:34:18 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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Get a can of white icing and make snowmen for the little folks in your family...

Use candy glued on with frosting for the eyes, nose, mouth

Moms will love you when their little people go ape sh*t after eating them... lol

pitch em...

16 posted on 12/23/2007 5:07:54 AM PST by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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Hide the left over marshmallows, by forming the mess you have created with the rice crispies, into balls and other shapes, with the hidden marshmallows in the center of them

Do not melt good chocolate to dip the marshmallows in, before you eat them.

Thanks for giving me a good laugh, it is a fun thread, for a very serious problem.

18 posted on 12/23/2007 6:29:57 AM PST by nw_arizona_granny ("Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind" M.E. Chase American writer "Merry Christmas to all")
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Trim the plates of crispy treats with some smores.


19 posted on 12/23/2007 6:36:07 AM PST by Calpernia (Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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Next time, just buy a jar of marshmallow fluff - it’s a lot easier than melting marshmallows. I made Rice Krispies treats for years and years and never had to buy marshmallows. (Hate them, except toasted.)

I also always make mine with peanut butter in them - infinitely tastier.


27 posted on 12/23/2007 7:10:44 AM PST by Rte66
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P.S. If this is your first time making them, a tip: put a sheet of waxed paper over the top of the pan of the Krispie mixture and press down very hard, all over, to make sure it all holds together before cutting into squares.

If it’s not your first time, please ignore!

Merry Krispmas!

*Snap, krackle, pop!*


29 posted on 12/23/2007 7:15:32 AM PST by Rte66
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Freebase them, it will help you cope with your relatives.

30 posted on 12/23/2007 7:20:47 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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Build a fire & get some sticks.


36 posted on 12/23/2007 2:51:39 PM PST by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
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