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2 posted on
12/23/2007 12:49:25 AM PST by
HAL9000
(Fred Thompson/Mike Huckabee 2008)
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3 and 3/4 cups cereal....1 and 7/8 tbl spoons butter.
3 posted on
12/23/2007 1:04:32 AM PST by
deks
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4 posted on
12/23/2007 1:10:05 AM PST by
endthematrix
(He was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of crap to me.)
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Theresa Heinz suggests soaking them in gin.
5 posted on
12/23/2007 1:45:14 AM PST by
weegee
(If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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Didn’t anyone teach you fractions and the English system of measuring foods in school? Or are you trying to get someone to do your homework for you now?
Congress recently raised the mandatory retirement age of commercial pilots to 65 from 60, because there aren’t enough young people training to be pilots to take over for the retirees.
I suspect it is because of the math and science needed to understand aerodynamics is beyond the comprehension of too many of our undereducated young citizens.
If you get desperate you can always eat the marshmallows plain.
6 posted on
12/23/2007 2:05:28 AM PST by
patriciaruth
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1562436/posts)
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Eat ‘em. There’s folks in Africa who don’t have marshmallows.
(the lucky ones)
9 posted on
12/23/2007 2:56:26 AM PST by
djf
(Whats with Santa and the short guys and toys? Michael Jackson of the Arctic? Somethin fishy here!)
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I mean really, what the hell am I supposed to do with 25 marshmallows?Stick them in your cheeks and talk like Don Vito Corleone!
Mark
10 posted on
12/23/2007 3:09:31 AM PST by
MarkL
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Eat five marshmallows.
Then make a "half-batch" of the recipe with the remaining 20 marshmallows.
11 posted on
12/23/2007 4:02:27 AM PST by
Lil'freeper
(Don't taze me, bro!)
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Get some Hersey Bars and Graham Crackers.
Make some Smoors tonight
12 posted on
12/23/2007 4:02:34 AM PST by
PeteB570
(Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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Rice Krispie Treats isn’t an exact science.
Use the whole bag of marshmallows, 9-10 cups of Rice Krispies, 3-4 T. of butter & a little vanilla.
Or store the leftover marshmallows in the freezer to use later in other recipes. I like to add a few to Waldorf Salad & there’s always 5 Cup Salad.
13 posted on
12/23/2007 4:20:17 AM PST by
elli1
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I mean really, what the hell am I supposed to do with 25 marshmallows? Got beer?
14 posted on
12/23/2007 4:34:18 AM PST by
1rudeboy
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Get a can of white icing and make snowmen for the little folks in your family...
Use candy glued on with frosting for the eyes, nose, mouth
Moms will love you when their little people go ape sh*t after eating them... lol
pitch em...
16 posted on
12/23/2007 5:07:54 AM PST by
xtinct
(I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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Hide the left over marshmallows, by forming the mess you have created with the rice crispies, into balls and other shapes, with the hidden marshmallows in the center of them
Do not melt good chocolate to dip the marshmallows in, before you eat them.
Thanks for giving me a good laugh, it is a fun thread, for a very serious problem.
18 posted on
12/23/2007 6:29:57 AM PST by
nw_arizona_granny
("Christmas is not a date. It is a state of mind" M.E. Chase American writer "Merry Christmas to all")
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Trim the plates of crispy treats with some smores.
19 posted on
12/23/2007 6:36:07 AM PST by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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Next time, just buy a jar of marshmallow fluff - it’s a lot easier than melting marshmallows. I made Rice Krispies treats for years and years and never had to buy marshmallows. (Hate them, except toasted.)
I also always make mine with peanut butter in them - infinitely tastier.
27 posted on
12/23/2007 7:10:44 AM PST by
Rte66
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P.S. If this is your first time making them, a tip: put a sheet of waxed paper over the top of the pan of the Krispie mixture and press down very hard, all over, to make sure it all holds together before cutting into squares.
If it’s not your first time, please ignore!
Merry Krispmas!
*Snap, krackle, pop!*
29 posted on
12/23/2007 7:15:32 AM PST by
Rte66
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Freebase them, it will help you cope with your relatives.
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Build a fire & get some sticks.
36 posted on
12/23/2007 2:51:39 PM PST by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
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