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Cow falls 200 feet onto van; Michigan couple escape injury
Wenatchee World ^

Posted on 11/06/2007 9:17:38 AM PST by SmoothTalker

"A cow fell about 200 feet off a cliff Sunday and landed on the hood of a minivan passing by Rocky Point about one mile east of Manson, officials said.

Charles Everson, Jr. and his wife Linda escaped injury.

"It was just 'bam'— you just saw something come down and hit the hood," Charles Everson said this morning from his hotel room in Manson.

He and his wife are in the area from Westland, Mich., near Detroit, to celebrate their one-year anniversary, he said. They were on Highway 150 headed back to their hotel after attending a church service."

(Excerpt) Read more at wenworld.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cows; eatmorchickn; fallingcow; flyingcow
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To: cripplecreek
Is that a CUD missle?

LOL

81 posted on 11/06/2007 10:28:22 AM PST by DejaJude
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To: Slings and Arrows; ARE SOLE; JRochelle; Moonman62

Took this photo between Todos Santos & Cabos San Lucas, Mexico.... 8^)
82 posted on 11/06/2007 10:28:44 AM PST by The SISU kid (Imagination saved us from extinction)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m having a moo bang moment.


83 posted on 11/06/2007 10:32:31 AM PST by glock rocks (Did I forget my </s> tag?)
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To: SmoothTalker

I hope that members of her Secret Service detail are OK. So does Bill....


84 posted on 11/06/2007 10:33:40 AM PST by tracer
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To: ARE SOLE

ROTFLMBO!


85 posted on 11/06/2007 10:37:07 AM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: SmoothTalker; Slings and Arrows

Them danged kids is taking cow tipping too far!

I’ve told’m and told’m that iff’n they kept it up, they’as gonna get into serious trouble

Did the listen? NOoooooo! Now this.

No supper fer them tonight, and they’ll just sleep in Bessies’s stall (note to self: lock up the sheep at night!) for a week; she were a good cow.

And they can just kiss their allowance goodbye until she’s paid for. Cows ain’t cheap!

An’ iff’n the authorities find out, they’s gonna have to pay for the minivan, too.


86 posted on 11/06/2007 10:49:03 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: SmoothTalker

Was it Rosie?


87 posted on 11/06/2007 10:50:30 AM PST by shankbear (Al-Qaeda grew while Monica blew)
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To: uglybiker
Repent! Or I shall smiteth thee with an bovine!

It's the Apocolypse!

This is one of those 600 pound malestones that Revelations says God is going to rain upon mankind in the Last Days!

88 posted on 11/06/2007 10:55:25 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: SmoothTalker

“As God is my witness, I thought cows could fly.”


89 posted on 11/06/2007 10:56:45 AM PST by dfwgator (War Damn Eagle!)
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To: SmoothTalker

Where is Helen Hunt when you need her?


90 posted on 11/06/2007 10:58:07 AM PST by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: paul51
"wonder if the cow was pushed"

No, I think it was tipped. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

91 posted on 11/06/2007 10:58:34 AM PST by jackibutterfly
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To: Hydroshock
A new definition of ground beef.

If he had fallen right in front of the car he could have been grilled steak.

92 posted on 11/06/2007 11:13:32 AM PST by VRWCmember (Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
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To: SmoothTalker

“The animal was euthanized at the scene.”.....It was still alive?....Die hard burger.


93 posted on 11/06/2007 11:39:29 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: SmoothTalker

Too late to change the strength of her moooooooooooood altering drugs.


94 posted on 11/06/2007 11:40:42 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: SmoothTalker

Hey, diddle, diddle, . . .


95 posted on 11/06/2007 11:41:10 AM PST by SmithL (I don't do Barf Alerts, you're old enough to read and decide for yourself)
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To: cripplecreek

Post of the day!


96 posted on 11/06/2007 11:41:35 AM PST by RockinRight (The Council on Illuminated Foreign Masons told me to watch you from my black helicopter.)
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To: SmoothTalker

Extreme milk shake.


97 posted on 11/06/2007 11:59:06 AM PST by sodpoodle (Despair - man's surrender. Joy - God's redemption.)
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To: SmoothTalker

"Told you we can fly. We can play soccer too!"

98 posted on 11/06/2007 12:00:15 PM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. <br> "What happens if neutrinos have mass?")
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To: Slings and Arrows; KoRn

99 posted on 11/06/2007 12:07:01 PM PST by Lady Jag (ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,Election '08...of thee I sing,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø)
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To: Moonman62; Red in Blue PA; ARE SOLE

Do a Google image search for “falling cows.” Apparently it’s been thought of many times. Now that’s scary!


100 posted on 11/06/2007 1:07:45 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Hunter 2008)
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