Cow falls 200 feet onto van; Michigan couple escape injury

Wenatchee World ^

[SmoothTalker]

"A cow fell about 200 feet off a cliff Sunday and landed on the hood of a minivan passing by Rocky Point about one mile east of Manson, officials said.

Charles Everson, Jr. and his wife Linda escaped injury.

"It was just 'bam'— you just saw something come down and hit the hood," Charles Everson said this morning from his hotel room in Manson.

He and his wife are in the area from Westland, Mich., near Detroit, to celebrate their one-year anniversary, he said. They were on Highway 150 headed back to their hotel after attending a church service."

[SmoothTalker]

I bet this is literally the first time this has ever happened. A cow onto a minivan from a cliff.

[DeFault User]

Eat Mor Chikin!

[Disambiguator]

Too bad the cow didn’t fall on an SUV.

/liberal enviro moonbat sarc

[ARE SOLE]

[Larry Lucido]

He and his wife are in the area from Westland, Mich., near Detroit

You okay, buddy? :-)

[geopyg]

“Charles Everson, Jr. and his wife Linda escaped injury.”

Yeah - but what about the cow?

I think that glo Bull Warming is getting so bad he threw himself off the cliff to get into the cold river water but instead hit the road.

[sit-rep]

Dayummm....

Heads Up!

[Trueblackman]

Maybe the cow was hellbent on stopping the mini-van from increasing CO2 and took it out, this cow should be hailed as an Environmental Hero for killing two birds with one stone. Killing the van and itself as a carbon offset.

[ErnBatavia]

Good thing they’d gone to church....

[Liberty Valance]

[Hydroshock]

A new definition of ground beef.

[paul51]

wonder if the cow was pushed

[exit82]

Gives new meaning to the term “cow flop”.

Guess the cow said to his friend,” Hold my milk and watch this..”

[austinaero]

Aw come-on,,aren’t there enough threads about Hillary already??
he-he

[Vaquero]

[PurpleMan]

Headline: “Cattle Futures Falling”

[Pistolshot]

wonder if the cow was pushed

Find out where Hillary was at the time.

[Larry Lucido]

The husband, a week earlier: “Okay, now I need this to look like an accident....”

[CT-Freeper]

They were on Highway 150 headed back to their hotel after attending a church service

It's all God's fault!! If they hadn't been forced to go to church, this wouldn't have happened! /sarcastic liberal mode off