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Thirsty? New Soda Flavors Offer a Taste of a NFL's Locker Room
foxnews.com ^
| 09/28/07
| AP
Posted on 10/01/2007 6:46:25 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3
SEATTLE —
Ever wonder what the Seahawks' locker room tastes like after a big game?
Apparently, Jones Soda Co. (JSDA) thinks Seattle NFL fans want to know. The company started taking online pre-orders Thursday for a five-pack of sodas with flavors it says reflect the hard work of professional football players.
Clare Bowles, a spokeswoman for the Seattle-based company, said the four literally named flavors — Dirt, Sports Cream, Perspiration and Natural Field Turf — are "pretty lifelike."
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TOPICS: Food; Sports
KEYWORDS: chatroom; lockerroom; nfl; sodas
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To: TornadoAlley3
These should go great with vomit flavored Jelly Belly jellybeans.
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:48:08 PM PDT
by
elizabetty
(VOTE- FOR -SNOOPY............HE is the ONLY candidate who can beat Hillary.)
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:49:01 PM PDT
by
TornadoAlley3
( An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping that it will eat him last..)
To: TornadoAlley3
You know, I think our mess hall does the same thing...
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:49:08 PM PDT
by
glennshepard
(Semper Fi)
To: TornadoAlley3
Oh, and the Whale Flavored Ice Cream in Japan.
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:50:00 PM PDT
by
elizabetty
(VOTE- FOR -SNOOPY............HE is the ONLY candidate who can beat Hillary.)
To: TornadoAlley3
If they’re from the Vikings’ locker room they’re called sooooootas
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:50:19 PM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(Know thy enemy. Learn Farsi.)
To: TornadoAlley3
ewwwwwwwwww! that’s just . . . icky!
ICKY ICKY!
*cries*
To: TornadoAlley3
Joneses Green Apple soda is awsome
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:51:28 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: G8 Diplomat
How about a Lutefisk Soooota?
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:52:39 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: TornadoAlley3
I have never had the urge to taste a freakishly large, sweaty, dirty man. But then, this drink ought to sell well in gay bars.
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:53:49 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: TornadoAlley3
A few years ago they came out with a Turkey and Gravy flavored pop.
One thing they do that is really cool is that you can send them pictures and they will put them on labels of bottles of pop.
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:54:28 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(Presbyterianism is pure Christianity.)
To: elizabetty
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:54:39 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: TornadoAlley3
All I can say is
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:55:05 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Uh...I meant the sodas would be called “soootas”, like the Minnesota accent. It was a joke...
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:55:37 PM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(Know thy enemy. Learn Farsi.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Something for tail-gaiters to dare each other to drink (after drinking a lot of other things)? Sounds like the target audience needs therapy for:
a.hero worship run amok,
b.masochistic tendencies,
c.repressed homosexuality, or
d.all of the above.
To: Blood of Tyrants
Whoops sorry, thought your post was to me. Read the wrong one. Ignore my previous post....
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:56:59 PM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(Know thy enemy. Learn Farsi.)
To: mylife
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posted on
10/01/2007 6:58:38 PM PDT
by
G8 Diplomat
(Know thy enemy. Learn Farsi.)
To: TornadoAlley3
The Michael Vick line is flavored with Purina.
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posted on
10/01/2007 7:45:21 PM PDT
by
Alter Kaker
(Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
To: G8 Diplomat
If they’re from the Vikings’ locker room they’re called sooooootasLol.
To: mainepatsfan; scott says; Perdogg
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posted on
10/01/2007 8:36:38 PM PDT
by
GOP_Raider
("I guess I like to do things that bother people." -Urban Meyer)
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