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Ants won't die in microwave!(total vanity)
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Posted on 09/07/2007 6:47:09 PM PDT by mickeylee

OK, I have a question for Friday night amusement.

I went to get cat food out of the pantry for my kitty and it wasn't sealed properly so hundreds of ants got in it. I didn't want to throw it away so I decided to nuke them. I set it on high for 30 seconds. They went crazy but still alive. I repeated, still alive. I tried 1 minute, still alive. Another minute, still alive. (This is a brand new Mocrowave) In total, 7 1/2 minutes. The bag melted and some of the ants were sitll alive! I think they may take over the world.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ants; generalchatroom; microwave
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To: mickeylee
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Mama puts ants in my food! They help me to grow up big and strong!

101 posted on 09/07/2007 8:59:52 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: kinoxi
I’ve personally gotten a mouse head to explode.

I'm not even going to ask about that one.

102 posted on 09/07/2007 9:13:15 PM PDT by Peace Is Coming
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To: llevrok
make ‘em huff popcorn fumes.

ROFL Make sure it is butter flavored popcorn

103 posted on 09/07/2007 9:15:16 PM PDT by Peace Is Coming
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To: mickeylee

104 posted on 09/07/2007 9:35:29 PM PDT by Peace Is Coming
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To: Peace Is Coming; kinoxi
I’m not even going to ask about that one.

He asked the mouse that question where you have only one boat and two warring groups of natives to take across the river.

Mice can’t deal with that question.

105 posted on 09/07/2007 9:38:41 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: mickeylee

They’re smaller than the wavelength of microwave radiation, which is on the order of millimeters. The waves just wrap right around ‘em.

Now, let ‘em swim in a thin layer of water in a dish while you turn on the nuke, and it’ll be a different story.


106 posted on 09/07/2007 9:52:00 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast ([Thompson 2008!])
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To: EternalVigilance

Brilliant!!!


107 posted on 09/07/2007 9:52:19 PM PDT by Sergio (If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound?)
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To: kinoxi
"I’ve personally gotten a mouse head to explode."

A colleague once dipped a dead mouse in a styrofoam cup of liquid nitrogen.

He pulled it out and then threw it like a grenade.

Little bits of mouse all over the place.

Fortunately it wasn't his lab or mine. We exited quickly.
108 posted on 09/07/2007 9:54:01 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast ([Thompson 2008!])
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To: mickeylee
Sprinkle cinnamon in your pantry and the ants will leave.
109 posted on 09/07/2007 9:55:19 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (Keelhauling is a sensible solution to mutiny.)
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To: mickeylee; CyberAnt

Were they pissants? OR Cyberants?


110 posted on 09/07/2007 10:03:08 PM PDT by pissant (Duncan Hunter: Warrior, Statesman, Conservative)
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To: al baby
Was this too long ?

LOL! Sure, the house is gone but the ants are dead and the cats are full. Mission accomplished.
111 posted on 09/07/2007 10:21:28 PM PDT by Jaysun (It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
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To: mickeylee

That’s funny. When the ants go in my cat’s good, I just mush them all down in there to their deaths like wet concrete. I’m evil.


112 posted on 09/07/2007 10:23:30 PM PDT by cyborg (Long Island Half Marathon finisher!)
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To: OCC

Jebus, the things I learn on FR!


113 posted on 09/07/2007 10:26:32 PM PDT by radiohead
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To: cyborg; mickeylee

Oops I meant food of course!


114 posted on 09/07/2007 10:46:27 PM PDT by cyborg (Long Island Half Marathon finisher!)
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To: mickeylee
For fun, put an old CD in there, foil side up. In about 2-3 seconds the foil is burned with lightning bolt patterns all over it. Don't leave it in any longer than that or the plastic will start melting from the hot aluminum foil.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3587466534692702285

http://www.ganges.com/What_Happens_When_You_Put_A_CD_Or_DVD_In_A_Microwave_Oven_v822789/

115 posted on 09/07/2007 10:56:40 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: Xenophon450

What do they need that for? The government already inflicts horrible pain and it does cause permanent damage.


116 posted on 09/07/2007 11:21:01 PM PDT by jwh_Denver (If you see a phrase used 400,000 times on FR, jump right in and use it too.)
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To: EternalVigilance
I hate poetry but that was good on the fly like that. Setup here.
117 posted on 09/07/2007 11:38:16 PM PDT by jwh_Denver (If you see a phrase used 400,000 times on FR, jump right in and use it too.)
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To: hophead; mickeylee
Thats exactly what my wife uses for cockroaches, She saw this and now she is looking for some ants.

mickeylee , you have too much spare time...;)
118 posted on 09/08/2007 3:36:48 AM PDT by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: Chief Engineer
Interesting.

You seem to have the answer there.

119 posted on 09/08/2007 7:36:42 AM PDT by Jedi Master Pikachu ( What is your take on Acts 15:20 (abstaining from blood) about eating meat? Could you freepmail?)
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To: EternalVigilance

HAHAHAHAH!

I luv yer limericks!


120 posted on 09/08/2007 7:45:10 AM PDT by RachelFaith (Doing NOTHING... about the illegals already here IS Amnesty !!)
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