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Ants won't die in microwave!(total vanity)
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Posted on 09/07/2007 6:47:09 PM PDT by mickeylee
OK, I have a question for Friday night amusement.
I went to get cat food out of the pantry for my kitty and it wasn't sealed properly so hundreds of ants got in it. I didn't want to throw it away so I decided to nuke them. I set it on high for 30 seconds. They went crazy but still alive. I repeated, still alive. I tried 1 minute, still alive. Another minute, still alive. (This is a brand new Mocrowave) In total, 7 1/2 minutes. The bag melted and some of the ants were sitll alive! I think they may take over the world.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ants; generalchatroom; microwave
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To: mickeylee

Mama puts ants in my food! They help me to grow up big and strong!
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posted on
09/07/2007 8:59:52 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: kinoxi
Ive personally gotten a mouse head to explode.I'm not even going to ask about that one.
To: llevrok
make em huff popcorn fumes.ROFL Make sure it is butter flavored popcorn
To: mickeylee
To: Peace Is Coming; kinoxi
I’m not even going to ask about that one.
He asked the mouse that question where you have only one boat and two warring groups of natives to take across the river.
Mice can’t deal with that question.
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posted on
09/07/2007 9:38:41 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: mickeylee
They’re smaller than the wavelength of microwave radiation, which is on the order of millimeters. The waves just wrap right around ‘em.
Now, let ‘em swim in a thin layer of water in a dish while you turn on the nuke, and it’ll be a different story.
To: EternalVigilance
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posted on
09/07/2007 9:52:19 PM PDT
by
Sergio
(If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound?)
To: kinoxi
"Ive personally gotten a mouse head to explode."
A colleague once dipped a dead mouse in a styrofoam cup of liquid nitrogen.
He pulled it out and then threw it like a grenade.
Little bits of mouse all over the place.
Fortunately it wasn't his lab or mine. We exited quickly.
To: mickeylee
Sprinkle cinnamon in your pantry and the ants will leave.
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posted on
09/07/2007 9:55:19 PM PDT
by
BIGLOOK
(Keelhauling is a sensible solution to mutiny.)
To: mickeylee; CyberAnt
Were they pissants? OR Cyberants?
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posted on
09/07/2007 10:03:08 PM PDT
by
pissant
(Duncan Hunter: Warrior, Statesman, Conservative)
To: al baby
Was this too long ?
LOL! Sure, the house is gone but the ants are dead and the cats are full. Mission accomplished.
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posted on
09/07/2007 10:21:28 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: mickeylee
That’s funny. When the ants go in my cat’s good, I just mush them all down in there to their deaths like wet concrete. I’m evil.
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posted on
09/07/2007 10:23:30 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(Long Island Half Marathon finisher!)
To: OCC
Jebus, the things I learn on FR!
To: cyborg; mickeylee
Oops I meant food of course!
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posted on
09/07/2007 10:46:27 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(Long Island Half Marathon finisher!)
To: mickeylee
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posted on
09/07/2007 10:56:40 PM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: Xenophon450
What do they need that for? The government already inflicts horrible pain and it does cause permanent damage.
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posted on
09/07/2007 11:21:01 PM PDT
by
jwh_Denver
(If you see a phrase used 400,000 times on FR, jump right in and use it too.)
To: EternalVigilance
I hate poetry but that was good on the fly like that. Setup here.
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posted on
09/07/2007 11:38:16 PM PDT
by
jwh_Denver
(If you see a phrase used 400,000 times on FR, jump right in and use it too.)
To: hophead; mickeylee
Thats exactly what my wife uses for cockroaches, She saw this and now she is looking for some ants.
mickeylee , you have too much spare time...;)
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posted on
09/08/2007 3:36:48 AM PDT
by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: Chief Engineer
Interesting.
You seem to have the answer there.
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posted on
09/08/2007 7:36:42 AM PDT
by
Jedi Master Pikachu
( What is your take on Acts 15:20 (abstaining from blood) about eating meat? Could you freepmail?)
To: EternalVigilance
HAHAHAHAH!
I luv yer limericks!
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posted on
09/08/2007 7:45:10 AM PDT
by
RachelFaith
(Doing NOTHING... about the illegals already here IS Amnesty !!)
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