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Well, duh? - Humor (VANITY)
Self ^ | 09/02/07 | papasmurf

Posted on 09/02/2007 12:53:34 PM PDT by papasmurf

In order to golf well, you need a stick of some kind.


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: boredom; funny; humor; obvious
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Please, try real hard to be obvious. LOL
1 posted on 09/02/2007 12:53:36 PM PDT by papasmurf
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To: papasmurf

And it takes some balls.


2 posted on 09/02/2007 12:55:37 PM PDT by SquirrelKing ("Ocean in view! O! The joy!" - William Clark, December 3rd, 1805)
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To: papasmurf
Please try real hard to be obvious.

Democrats are morons.
3 posted on 09/02/2007 12:58:16 PM PDT by G8 Diplomat (It's campaign season. Let's rumble!)
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To: papasmurf
And a hole.......


4 posted on 09/02/2007 1:02:16 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: papasmurf
Fore-


5 posted on 09/02/2007 1:12:47 PM PDT by socal_parrot (Leaner, but not meaner)
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To: G8 Diplomat

Worms are edible for omnivores.


6 posted on 09/02/2007 1:22:13 PM PDT by papasmurf (I'm for Free, Fair, and Open trade. America needs to stand by it's true FRiends. Others be damned!)
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To: SquirrelKing

In some cases, it takes a lot of balls


7 posted on 09/02/2007 1:23:07 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: papasmurf

I decided to quit and let the worms live.


8 posted on 09/02/2007 1:24:17 PM PDT by DeFault User
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I don’t use a stick of any kind. I find that my golf balls are more likely to end up where intended if I simply throw them.

I might also add that Scotch has added a great deal to my game.

9 posted on 09/02/2007 1:26:23 PM PDT by Jaysun (It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
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To: DeFault User

Yeah, well, steel is a decent material for use in bulding stuff made out of steel; like steel framed houses, to name a few.


10 posted on 09/02/2007 1:28:05 PM PDT by papasmurf (I'm for Free, Fair, and Open trade. America needs to stand by it's true FRiends. Others be damned!)
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To: papasmurf

It is wrong to be French.


11 posted on 09/02/2007 2:43:26 PM PDT by lowbridge ("We control this House, not the parliamentarians!” -Congressman Steny Hoyer (D))
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Oh, now that was GOOD! LOL I’m adding that to my list.

Tennis shoes sounds like ten issues.


12 posted on 09/02/2007 2:47:15 PM PDT by papasmurf (I'm for Free, Fair, and Open trade. America needs to stand by it's true FRiends. Others be damned!)
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This text is black with a white background. And it’s written in english.


13 posted on 09/02/2007 2:48:40 PM PDT by lowbridge ("We control this House, not the parliamentarians!” -Congressman Steny Hoyer (D))
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In order to have a sense of humor, it helps to have an actual sense of humor.

You have no sense of humor or any sense and you obviously know nothing about golf. But you do have a key board, an internet connection and too much time on your hands.
14 posted on 09/02/2007 3:00:54 PM PDT by Caramelgal (Rely on the spirit and meaning of the teachings, not on the words or superficial interpretations)
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To: lowbridge

Underwear and outerwear are not necessarily that different.


15 posted on 09/02/2007 3:02:04 PM PDT by papasmurf (I'm for Free, Fair, and Open trade. America needs to stand by it's true FRiends. Others be damned!)
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>>>Worms are edible for omnivores.

Early worms get the bird.


16 posted on 09/02/2007 3:03:30 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (A dyslexic, agnostic insomniac asks, "Is there a doG?")
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To: Keith in Iowa

If you’re really liberated, or a liberal, your significant other can be a horse.


17 posted on 09/02/2007 3:15:00 PM PDT by papasmurf (I'm for Free, Fair, and Open trade. America needs to stand by it's true FRiends. Others be damned!)
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Breathing is for the living.


18 posted on 09/02/2007 3:26:45 PM PDT by dfwddr (Duncan Hunter '08 -- the real thing.)
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It’s hard to know who’s in the secret police.


19 posted on 09/02/2007 3:28:35 PM PDT by papasmurf (I'm for Free, Fair, and Open trade. America needs to stand by it's true FRiends. Others be damned!)
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If your swimming, and bump into a large wall of concrete, do you say “Damn” or “Dam” ?


20 posted on 09/02/2007 4:02:10 PM PDT by dfwddr (Duncan Hunter '08 -- the real thing.)
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