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Oscar, the psychic death sensing nursing home cat, found dead
The Daily Redundancy ^

Posted on 08/21/2007 10:48:13 AM PDT by chordmaster

PROVIDENCE, RI (TDR)- Oscar, the nursing home cat who could seemingly sense the impending death of patients, was found dead early yesterday. The cat gained recent notoriety when reports of his ability to detect the impending death of the terminally ill became public. Seemingly aware that death was at hand, Oscar would reportedly climb into the bed of patients during their final hours...

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: badjoke; deadcat; dentedbedpanalert; elderly; fakenews; lessthanfunny; nottrue; oscarthecat; parody; satire
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To: Biggirl

My pleasure. I thought it might not be obvious, since jokes are supposed to be funny.


101 posted on 08/21/2007 5:28:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
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To: chordmaster

Whack that pussy!


102 posted on 08/21/2007 5:42:10 PM PDT by toddlintown (Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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To: -YYZ-

Cat story.I,some years ago,traded a Pontiac Catalina fully loaded for a 1984 Volvo and ten guitars sight unseen.The car was parked in the driveway when one of my roomates wanted to take it for a Pizza run. I had never driven the car so I said go for it.He came running into the house rattled as when he started the car,all sorts of sounds started emmitting from under the hood.Having no experience with a Volvo,it took us a while to find out how to open the hood,all the while blair witch sounds were coming from under the hood.When we shut the car off,underneath the hood was a black cat.
It had become entangled in the belts of the motor for reasons unknown.We took the cat,which we named cat,into the house for some emergency care.It had only suffered a broken front leg.The cat pshycotherapist was unavailable at the time so we could not do a mental evaluation .We placed it’s paw into a finger splint and adopted it.We always knew when it was roaming as the click,click sound was unmistakable.The cat disappeared one day as I was giving it a bath.Oh,by the way,it also knew how to fly.Strangest thing.


103 posted on 08/21/2007 5:45:08 PM PDT by xarmydog
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To: potlatch

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I could not help myself

That dead cat is getting around!


104 posted on 08/21/2007 6:07:08 PM PDT by devolve ( _Google-Illegals_Killed_25_Americans_Each_Day _A_Mex_Illegal_Alien_Sold_911_Terrorists_IDs_)
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To: devolve

Lol, the one that’s getting around is a “Spring Kitten”!!


105 posted on 08/21/2007 6:09:25 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
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To: chordmaster

I suspect foul play. Poor kitty.


106 posted on 08/21/2007 6:11:03 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy (Romney Rocks!!!)
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To: potlatch

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I’ve got the Tom Jones song loaded up!


107 posted on 08/21/2007 6:20:09 PM PDT by devolve ( _Google-Illegals_Killed_25_Americans_Each_Day _A_Mex_Illegal_Alien_Sold_911_Terrorists_IDs_)
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To: devolve

What song is that??

“Baby Don’t Spring Me, I’m Catatonic” ?


108 posted on 08/21/2007 6:23:06 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
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To: -YYZ-
But the outright hatred some people seem to have for them goes beyond the rational, and really makes me wonder about what kind of personality defect they (the cat haters, not the cats) have.

I think you nailed it. It's like a personal vendetta. If you don't like cats, so don't have one already! But to take every opportunity to say mean and nasty things about them and crack sick jokes? Twisted. I didn't think this was a funny story at all.

109 posted on 08/21/2007 6:40:20 PM PDT by DancesWithCats
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To: devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; dixiechick2000; Lady Jag; Seadog Bytes; FARS; bitt
Lol, forgot about this!


110 posted on 08/21/2007 6:40:26 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
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To: devolve; potlatch; Lady Jag; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; dixiechick2000; Seadog Bytes

ROFLMAO! That’s gross!


111 posted on 08/21/2007 6:46:51 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: potlatch

Two sphincters and a cat.


112 posted on 08/21/2007 6:54:02 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: Lady Jag

Very true, lol.


113 posted on 08/21/2007 6:55:10 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
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To: potlatch

I was holding my tongue. Seeing those two together makes me livid remembering how big a part they played in the destruction of values in this country.


114 posted on 08/21/2007 7:03:43 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: potlatch; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; dixiechick2000; Seadog Bytes; gonzo; Lady Jag




115 posted on 08/21/2007 7:03:59 PM PDT by devolve ( _Google-Illegals_Killed_25_Americans_Each_Day _A_Mex_Illegal_Alien_Sold_911_Terrorists_IDs_)
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To: Lady Jag; devolve

Well, we try to depict them in every manner that points out their evil agendas.


116 posted on 08/21/2007 7:07:43 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
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To: devolve; potlatch

May he be infested by the thousand fleas of a camel before succumbing to Oscar.


117 posted on 08/21/2007 7:07:44 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: devolve; Lady Jag

Lol, I almost warned LJ of that one but figured you’d get around to posting it. If she thought the Hillary one was bad, well........snicker.


118 posted on 08/21/2007 7:09:39 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
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To: dfwgator

“So who killed Oscar?”

Someone with a bedpan. I find that very unusual in a nursing home. ;)


119 posted on 08/21/2007 7:09:58 PM PDT by toldyou
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To: potlatch
You're right on target, too.
120 posted on 08/21/2007 7:21:08 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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