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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
July 7, 2007
Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.
The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.
The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.
Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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To: 6SJ7
“Wonder if the robbers name is Douglas Fir?’
Forest..
101
posted on
07/07/2007 6:52:53 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: TASMANIANRED
Shirley you jest. There really isn’t a pun ping list, is there?
102
posted on
07/07/2007 6:53:05 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
The guy must have been a F-Troop fan :)
103
posted on
07/07/2007 6:53:23 PM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Past Your Eyes
Your theory dovetails tongue-in-groove cheek with the alibi alleged on the news agency ROOTERS.
104
posted on
07/07/2007 6:53:32 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: nuconvert
Great thread! And comments are terrif!
Guys like this do it for a woman.
105
posted on
07/07/2007 6:53:51 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Label Warning: Formerly known as "rainbow sprinkles")
To: Calpernia; All
Anyone else here getting board?
106
posted on
07/07/2007 6:55:03 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: TASMANIANRED
He is in deep compost now. Bank robbery is a federal crime.
He intended to rob a nursery of all their leafy green.
107
posted on
07/07/2007 6:55:05 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: nuconvert
A guy lumbers into a bank branch. He says “this is a stick up! plant all the green on me!”
He soon uprooted as he was leafing the scene.
Witnesses think he was a bad seed. On disagreed, stating instead he was “a nut”. He was found at a house known for arboring criminals, and in a press release stated he would “turn over a new leaf.”
Suspecte cited motive as “Money doesn’t grow (on trees)”
108
posted on
07/07/2007 6:56:02 PM PDT
by
MacDorcha
(study links agenda-driven morons and junk science...)
To: Past Your Eyes
Don’t call me Shirley....It’s Tazilla or nothing.
109
posted on
07/07/2007 6:56:20 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: Bigh4u2
I’m betting his family tree is missing a few branches.
110
posted on
07/07/2007 6:57:23 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: TASMANIANRED
I head he’s from a ‘splinter’ group of ‘palm’ readers.
111
posted on
07/07/2007 6:58:20 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Perdogg
BabaWawa: “If yew wuh a twee, whut kind of twee would yew bee??
“
To: nuconvert
LIVE TREE OR DIE.
113
posted on
07/07/2007 6:58:24 PM PDT
by
southernnorthcarolina
(These are my principals. If you don't like them, I have others.)
To: MacDorcha
Golden pine cone award for the most puns per post.
114
posted on
07/07/2007 6:58:32 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: Bigh4u2
head = heard..
Sheez..blue that one!
115
posted on
07/07/2007 6:58:58 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Bigh4u2
Splinter group from E.L.F.
116
posted on
07/07/2007 6:59:24 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
The man comes from a house known for arboring criminals. Might I be addled to your Pun-g list?
117
posted on
07/07/2007 7:00:10 PM PDT
by
MacDorcha
(study links agenda-driven morons and junk science...)
To: al baby
Al Gore? If it was a hologram of a tree, you must agree.
To: Inspectorette
“BabaWawa: “If yew wuh a twee, whut kind of twee would yew bee??
“”
BONZAI!!!!!
No I’m not going to attack... I’d be a BONZAI tree!
:0)
119
posted on
07/07/2007 7:00:33 PM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Bigh4u2
He wanted to be a Bonzai but he was too larch.
120
posted on
07/07/2007 7:01:17 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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