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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert

Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank

July 7, 2007

Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.

The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.

The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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81 posted on 07/07/2007 6:44:09 PM PDT by sushiman
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To: nuconvert

So, how much money did he carry out in his palms?


82 posted on 07/07/2007 6:44:09 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: nuconvert

The guy obviously made an ash out of himself.


83 posted on 07/07/2007 6:44:31 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: nuconvert

Al Gore?


84 posted on 07/07/2007 6:45:00 PM PDT by RockinRight (FRedOn. Apply Directly To The White House!)
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To: Past Your Eyes
I bet it won’t take the cops long to root this guy out.

Word has it they're still stumped.

85 posted on 07/07/2007 6:45:02 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: nuconvert
Rumor has it his mother does not approve


86 posted on 07/07/2007 6:45:23 PM PDT by april15Bendovr
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To: Past Your Eyes

# 83 was all I could come up with. Wood that I could do better.


87 posted on 07/07/2007 6:46:21 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: nuconvert

Tell me he didn’t say Allah Barkar as he left the bank.


88 posted on 07/07/2007 6:46:49 PM PDT by Loyal Buckeye
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To: nuconvert

“Bank robbery; get the chain saw”

Mr Gore, get out of the way....


89 posted on 07/07/2007 6:47:13 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
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To: nuconvert

Wonder if the robbers name is Douglas Fir?


90 posted on 07/07/2007 6:47:29 PM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Well, I had mortice say and I wasn’t in tenon to hold back, either.


91 posted on 07/07/2007 6:47:35 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: nuconvert
Police sketch of the suspect.


92 posted on 07/07/2007 6:47:56 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: cripplecreek
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this guy ain’t right.

Leave it alone, dude. Anyway I'm sure the cops will root out the robber.

93 posted on 07/07/2007 6:47:56 PM PDT by golas1964 (www.imwithfred.com)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

The cops followed him to his tree house. When they brought the bank manager in to view the line-up, he said he couldn’t see the forest for the trees.


94 posted on 07/07/2007 6:49:30 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Duncan Hunter 2008)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

He dude...Put me on the pun list...

Way too much fun to miss it.


95 posted on 07/07/2007 6:50:09 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: al baby
Al Gore?

Good guess, authorities think it was a splinter group of his.

96 posted on 07/07/2007 6:50:13 PM PDT by kingu (No, I don't use sarcasm tags - it confuses people.)
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To: Graybeard58

If you did it more often, you’d get right into the phloem.


97 posted on 07/07/2007 6:51:18 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: nuconvert

Dude, we’re having a regular punorama here!


98 posted on 07/07/2007 6:51:54 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: nuconvert; All

Quit barking at the guy. Probably needed the money to buy the wife a fir coat....

Jeeez, that was really bad.


99 posted on 07/07/2007 6:52:20 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Head Caterer for the FIRM)
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To: golas1964

Dude has sawdust in his head to pull stump like this.


100 posted on 07/07/2007 6:52:38 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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