[Millee]

I gotta get in on this racquet!!

[BipolarBob]

I could make a living between this and selling carbon offsets.

[indcons]

"I gotta get in on this racquet!!"

Here you go...

[Holicheese]

“says they felt “enormous pressure” to find a strong-sounding boy name”
How about Thor?

[theDentist]

Though they had agreed on the letter "j," none of the names they came up with -- Jude, Julian, Jake, Jason, or John Jr. -- seemed original enough.

Jaghoff?

[End Times Sentinel]

If you want a strong, powerful, masculine name, you can't do any better than Gaylord.

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

[dfwgator]

In March, the Benthams welcomed little Jackson Dean into the world.

Jackson is a last name, not a first name.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Jackson fails my test. A name must be appropriate for every stage of life: baby, toddler, child, teen, young adult, adult, and elderly.

I cringe when I think that 60 years from now we are going to hear “Time to take your pills Brittney” from every nursing home.

What is wrong with “Jack” or “James” or even “Julius” for crying out loud? Why does every name have to be “unique”?

[jdm]

What to name the little testament to themselves once Mommy poops it out.

"Poops it out? Um, I didn't realize you could get pregnant having sex that way."

[N3WBI3]

No Kidding! I should let my wife know she helped find our Daughters name Eara (E - Are - uh ) an old Irish name which means ‘from the east’ Im Irish my wife is from the east.

[JenB]

Um, baby name books? They have ones that have 100,000 names in for 8 bucks at Barnes and Nobles. Why pay for a “naming consultant” to give you a list of names?

[N3WBI3]

“”I wanted a name that would look good on a marquee or a political banner,””

Pathetic..

[Thrownatbirth]

I avoided the issue and got a dog instead. His name is “Joe”.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Just call them all “snot nose” til they are fifteen....That will be $500 dollars please....

[mattdono]

J?

I don’t know how about James or John. Keep it simple, stoopids.

[Chanticleer]

My aunt's given name is Daisye Dewdrop.

Her cousin, a male, was named Dimple Dewdrop. (Dewdrop was the middle name.)

Somebody should have consulted with my Granny!

[Lokibob]

I named my youngest “Zachary” but I called him “Atilla The Baby”. I called him “Atilla” after his mother “Atilla The Wife”. (I will never understand why that woman divorced me)

.....Bob

[highlander_UW]

How about Zoltan?

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Too stupid to name their own kids? Maybe too stupid to have kids, as well. If they were at that much of a loss as to what to call the little tyke, they could have bought one of the numerous baby-name books or, better yet, checked one out of the library. And if they were really dead set on a name starting with a “j”, all they needed to do was keeping going down the list a bit (their being professional creative types, I’m sure that could have done that right out of their heads) and they probably would have hit on “Jackson” completely on their own. Probably.

[dfwgator]

I thought of naming my first kid, “Dammit.” After all, for the first 10 years of my life, that’s what I thought my name was.

[Alter Kaker]

Last fall, John Bentham, 36, a Las Vegas theater producer, and his wife, Shannon, 29, who runs a nonprofit foundation, says they felt "enormous pressure" to find a strong-sounding boy name.

They should have called their kid Jeremy Bentham.