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Posted on 06/15/2007 1:36:16 PM PDT by toeknee32

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To: toeknee32; Constitution Day; Dumpster Baby; stainlessbanner
From the movie - Terrorist Office Space



”Mullah” Peter Gibbons: Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.

Samir: Of course.

Michael “Mohammed” Bolton: Agreed

Lawrence Zulu: [from the next office through the wall] Don't worry, man. I won't tell anyone either.



Michael “Mohammed” Bolton: Who the F is that?

”Mullah” Peter Gibbons: Uh, don't worry about them. There’re cool.

Meanwhile….



”Mullah” Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob “Chemical Ali” Porter: Don't... don't care?

”Mullah” Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my camel off and al-Qaida ships a few extra suicide bombers, I don't see another virgin; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different Mullahs right now.

Bob “Ali Mohammed” Slydell: I beg your pardon?

”Mullah” Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different Mullahs coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be blown up myself; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get beheaded.



Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to Allah, one of these days, I just kick this piece of camel doo doo out the window.

Michael “Mohammed” Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.



Milton: And I said, I don't care if they behead me either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the camels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the old AK47 to the new AK47, but I kept my old AK47 because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the old rounds and my suicide belt too and it's not okay because if they take my weapon then I'll set the building on fire...



Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
161 posted on 06/15/2007 5:55:34 PM PDT by Caramelgal (Rely on the spirit and meaning of the teachings, not on the words or superficial interpretations)
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To: AliVeritas

Kosmanuats? Soviet Kosmanauts?


162 posted on 06/15/2007 6:51:25 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
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To: Caramelgal; AnnaZ; SevenofNine

163 posted on 06/15/2007 6:59:02 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: toeknee32

“I’m in yr call center, scaring yr customers.”


164 posted on 06/15/2007 7:11:01 PM PDT by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again. And Always Act.)
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To: toeknee32


"Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section, may we help you?"

"Yes we do have a rather unique acronym, but it is memorable and easier to pronounce."

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165 posted on 06/15/2007 7:21:21 PM PDT by OESY
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To: monkapotamus

OMG that soo FUNNY this thread is out of control ROFL


166 posted on 06/15/2007 7:43:15 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: SevenofNine

167 posted on 06/15/2007 9:50:27 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: toeknee32

Harry Reid posting on his DU account.


168 posted on 06/15/2007 9:52:10 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
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To: toeknee32

I HATE SPAM!!!


169 posted on 06/15/2007 9:52:10 PM PDT by calljack (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
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To: monkapotamus
Oh, man, you're killing me tonight. I had to scroll down to where you pinged, and the Pali widow insert above just about threw me for the night.

LOL!!!

(I live for this crap.)

170 posted on 06/15/2007 11:23:31 PM PDT by AnnaZ (I keep 2 magnums in my desk.One's a gun and I keep it loaded.Other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded)
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To: toeknee32

“Hi honey, I’m working late tonight”


171 posted on 06/15/2007 11:35:45 PM PDT by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get.)
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To: toeknee32

“Hey guys, they got our picture on Free Republic”


172 posted on 06/15/2007 11:39:09 PM PDT by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get.)
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To: lowbridge

LOL


173 posted on 06/15/2007 11:43:53 PM PDT by OKIEDOC (Kalifornia, DUNCAN or THOMPSON 08, ELECTION 2008, MOST IMPORTANT OF MY LIFE TIME)
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To: toeknee32

Hey Mohead come and look at your dream virgin: Wow! look at the size of that thing, Paris Hilton without panties.


174 posted on 06/15/2007 11:49:31 PM PDT by OKIEDOC (Kalifornia, DUNCAN or THOMPSON 08, ELECTION 2008, MOST IMPORTANT OF MY LIFE TIME)
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To: toeknee32

“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”


175 posted on 06/15/2007 11:56:06 PM PDT by Balata (Save the planet. It's the only one with chocolate!)
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To: monkapotamus
SmileyCentral.com

That would have been funny enough with the 3 yahoos in the foreground, but Kerry in his sperm suit is side-splitting funny.

176 posted on 06/16/2007 12:05:25 AM PDT by abigailsmybaby (I was born with nothing. So far I have most of it left.)
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"That would have been funny enough with the 3 yahoos in the foreground, but Kerry in his sperm suit is side-splitting funny."

"sperm suit" ROFLMAOPIMP

177 posted on 06/16/2007 12:18:33 AM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; A knight without armor; aardvark1; albee; albertp; ...
Caption-A-Rama PING!

Please FReepmail me (ShorelineMike) to be added to, or removed from, the Caption-A-Rama PING list.

Also, please FReepmail me if you spot a juicy thread.

178 posted on 06/16/2007 8:16:54 AM PDT by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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To: toeknee32

"Achmed, you @#$%! camper! Stop gibbing me at the respawn point!"

179 posted on 06/16/2007 8:26:02 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("My wife's credit cards were stolen. I didn't report the theft. Whoever had them was spending less.")
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To: capydick

I believe that the picture was flipped left-for-right - look at the bolt on the AK-47.


180 posted on 06/16/2007 8:29:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("My wife's credit cards were stolen. I didn't report the theft. Whoever had them was spending less.")
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