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Mick Jagger tried to enlarge penis by letting bees sting it
BANG Showbiz via azcentral.com

Posted on 05/24/2007 10:30:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/0522mickjagger-CR.html


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Won't Austin Powers be jealous!
1 posted on 05/24/2007 10:30:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
o/~ I can't get no...sat-is-fac-tion...o/~


2 posted on 05/24/2007 10:32:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: Slings and Arrows

But the bees weren’t interested and stung his lips instead.


3 posted on 05/24/2007 10:44:27 PM PDT by uglybiker (relaxing in a luxuriant cloud of quality, aromatic, pre-owned tobacco essence)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ha! What a buzzboy.


4 posted on 05/24/2007 10:47:53 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

These days he’s more of a drone.


5 posted on 05/24/2007 10:49:33 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: uglybiker

ROTFL! Perfect!


6 posted on 05/24/2007 10:50:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This may be why all the honeybees are dying off.


7 posted on 05/24/2007 11:01:40 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Ouch!


8 posted on 05/24/2007 11:02:49 PM PDT by Sen Jack S. Fogbound
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Dancing with Mr. Bee"
"Bee of Burden"
"Can't You Hear Bee Knocking"
"Bumble Jack Flash"
"Ru Bee Tuesday"
"Under My Bum"
"Let's Tend the Hive Together"
"Let It Bleed" (needs no change!)
"Midnight Bumbler"
"Mother's Little Helper Bee"
"Paint it Black and Yellow"
9 posted on 05/24/2007 11:04:06 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: KoRn
This may be why all the honeybees are dying off.

Laughing out loud!

10 posted on 05/24/2007 11:04:55 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Slings and Arrows

Or is it “She” Can’t get no satisfaction? :)


11 posted on 05/24/2007 11:15:59 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (FReepmail me to join the FR Idaho Ping List.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, now I’ve heard it all!


12 posted on 05/24/2007 11:18:37 PM PDT by beckysueb
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To: Yaelle

“I Wanna Bee Your Man(hood)”


13 posted on 05/24/2007 11:19:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: GOP_Raider

Bianca would agree.


14 posted on 05/24/2007 11:20:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Former US supermodel Janice Dickinson, 52, humiliated Mick when she told TV chat show host Jonathan Ross "Mick has a very small penis".

And a very small mind to go with it.

15 posted on 05/24/2007 11:20:40 PM PDT by beckysueb
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To: beckysueb

He’s not paid to think.


16 posted on 05/24/2007 11:22:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: grey_whiskers

Self ping for tomorrow’s limerick.


17 posted on 05/24/2007 11:22:49 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Yaelle

P.S. LOL!


18 posted on 05/24/2007 11:28:04 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Natural Male Enhancement. Maybe this is the real reason bees are disappearing?

I can’t wait for the spam emails to show up about this!


19 posted on 05/24/2007 11:49:27 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (I wish the world was a newt!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

It no doubt reminded him of Bianca (or perhaps David Bowie).


20 posted on 05/24/2007 11:50:28 PM PDT by VR-21
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