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Paris Gets Off Easy (CELEBUTARD ALERT!)
NY Post Page Six ^ | May 17, 2007 | Richard Johnson

Posted on 05/17/2007 11:10:58 AM PDT by DogByte6RER

PARIS GETS OFF EASY

May 17, 2007 -- Paris Hilton's pals tried to get her sentence thrown out completely. That didn't work, but the heir-head will serve only 23 days of her 45-day jail sentence in a "special needs housing unit."

The sentence reduction is the result of credit for "good behavior," said L.A. County sherrif spokesman Steve Whitmore. Good behavior, according to the sherrifs office, is showing up for one's scheduled court date. However, most perps don't get amnesty for showing up in court when required.

Hilton's luxe accomodations are in a 2,200-inmate facility where police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile clientele reside when they've behaved badly.

The celebutard will be separated from the general inmate population and gets an hour outside of her cell to bathe, watch television and talk on the phone, said Whitmore.

Hilton was sentenced to jail for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. A judge ordered her to report to jail by June 5.

A call to her lawyer, DUI specialist Richard Hutton, was not immediately returned. Hilton's flack, Elliot Mintz, declined to comment.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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To: DogByte6RER
Paris Gets Off Easy

I hereby nominate that for headline of the week.
21 posted on 05/17/2007 11:27:23 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Did these folks drive with a suspended license as well?


22 posted on 05/17/2007 11:27:28 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: DogByte6RER

Wait a minnit! A rich celeb gets off easy?? Stop the presses!

The funny part of this is the turds like geraldo whining that poor Paris is being unfairly persecuted just because she’s rich and famous. I wonder how many DUIs geraldo has gotten out of.


23 posted on 05/17/2007 11:28:25 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: DogByte6RER

You can steal a car in Los Angeles and get one night in jail if you plead guilty and it is your first offense....I say Paris is going to be doing hard time.

If she were a Mex she would get a pass.


24 posted on 05/17/2007 11:30:57 AM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: STFrancis

PRISON MOVIE??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCNZCjD9G-I


25 posted on 05/17/2007 11:31:10 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: DogByte6RER

Considering the special treatment that celebrities and other important people (like politicians, cops, etc) get from the justice system, is there any reason at all that the average person should have any respect for it at all? If it was you or me, we’d be spending our 45 days in lock-up with the general population, and all that that involves.


26 posted on 05/17/2007 11:31:14 AM PDT by -YYZ-
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To: tfecw
lol Here's the last pic (that I'm posting) of the pampered pornographic pixie... Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
27 posted on 05/17/2007 11:31:27 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Thanks to all of the “breaks” she’s gotten, chances are she’ll end up in an early grave.


28 posted on 05/17/2007 11:31:41 AM PDT by claudiustg (I curse you, Rudy of the Giuliani!)
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To: DogByte6RER

“...but the heir-head will serve only 23 days of her 45-day jail sentence in a “special needs housing unit.”

I think this skank should be placed in a locked house with Michael Moore as her only roommate for a month. Now, that would be punishment!


29 posted on 05/17/2007 11:32:04 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: ozzymandus
It’s kinda like the chicken and egg thing. I really don’t know which came first geraldo’s stupidity or rosie’s stupidity.
30 posted on 05/17/2007 11:37:05 AM PDT by WesternPacific
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To: DogByte6RER

She’ll break the law again. Just a matter of time.


31 posted on 05/17/2007 11:37:12 AM PDT by CAWats
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To: STFrancis

Big Salami being thrown into a hallway?............Hot dog tossed into the Grand Canyon.........


32 posted on 05/17/2007 11:39:33 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
33 posted on 05/17/2007 11:40:40 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: MrB

I thought it referred to a lull in the car burning in Paris.


34 posted on 05/17/2007 11:40:49 AM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: DogByte6RER
Paris Gets Off Easy
This title has so many nuances available in its wording that I think I'm going to just have to let well enough alone and give the mods alone.
All right, just one...at least she's not frigid.
35 posted on 05/17/2007 11:40:54 AM PDT by philman_36
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To: DogByte6RER
Still, it would be great if Paris comes out of her 23 days of lock-up sporting some gnarly looking prison tats and maybe a scar or two from a jail riot.

What would be really great is if she came out a productive member of society that does something for someone besides herself. I'm kinda shocked she got any time. If LE lets career criminals out early and reduce their sentences, then they should do the same for this reprobate. Just my 2 cents.

36 posted on 05/17/2007 11:42:49 AM PDT by subterfuge (Today, Tolerance =greatest virtue;Hypocrisy=worst character defect; Discrimination =worst atrocity)
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To: DogByte6RER

This girl gets an awful lot of press attention for someone who’s three-bag ugly.


37 posted on 05/17/2007 11:43:27 AM PDT by Sloth (The GOP is to DemonRats in politics as Michael Jackson is to Jeffrey Dahmer in babysitting.)
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To: philman_36
alone a break.
38 posted on 05/17/2007 11:43:53 AM PDT by philman_36
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To: LetsRok

Psst - it has to be a collect call or a calling card call. And she’ll have to use one of those “icky” public-type phones.


39 posted on 05/17/2007 11:45:08 AM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: Xenalyte

Their Sports headline are always a hoot. When Pat Cash beat Ivan Lendl in Wimbledon, the headline screamed: Cash always better than a Czech! That was the most creative headline I have yet to see!


40 posted on 05/17/2007 11:47:35 AM PDT by winner3000
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