Words esacpe me. . .
1 posted on
05/09/2007 5:15:11 PM PDT by
Garvin
To: Garvin
Whacking ones own head off with a chainsaw seems to define the word “Determination”
3 posted on
05/09/2007 5:18:05 PM PDT by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: Garvin
4 posted on
05/09/2007 5:21:25 PM PDT by
txroadkill
( http://iraqstar.org)
To: Garvin
I don’t want to burn to death in a gasoline tanker explosion and I also don’t want to chop my own head off with a chainsaw. I hate it when that happens.
How do you even do that? Gotta hurt like heck. It’s right up there with the people who drill holes in their head with an electric drill.
5 posted on
05/09/2007 5:21:59 PM PDT by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: Garvin
When chansaws are outlawed, only outlaws will have chainsaws..
6 posted on
05/09/2007 5:22:20 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Truth is the enemy of the lie.)
To: Garvin
8 posted on
05/09/2007 5:22:57 PM PDT by
MaxMax
(God Bless America)
To: Garvin
9 posted on
05/09/2007 5:22:58 PM PDT by
montag813
To: Garvin
Another one for the Darwin Awards
10 posted on
05/09/2007 5:24:03 PM PDT by
JoeA
(JoeA / I bleed Pinstripes)
To: Garvin
12 posted on
05/09/2007 5:27:50 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
To: Slings and Arrows
13 posted on
05/09/2007 5:29:28 PM PDT by
Jet Jaguar
(Just say no to Brady Bunch Republicans.)
To: Garvin
Fox has a story of a man who cut off his mother’s head with a chainsaw and died trying to do the same to himself. Is it Decapitation Day or something?
15 posted on
05/09/2007 5:31:11 PM PDT by
caseinpoint
(Don't get thickly involved in thin things.)
To: Garvin
He used an electric chainsaw. No greenhouse gas emissions.
18 posted on
05/09/2007 5:45:31 PM PDT by
dashing doofus
(Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
To: Garvin
You betchum. I am having a major problem painting a mental picture here......LOL
19 posted on
05/09/2007 5:46:57 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(Fred Thompson in '08, baby!)
To: Garvin
20 posted on
05/09/2007 5:59:30 PM PDT by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: martin_fierro
ping. I dunno what to make of this one, but thought maybe you would get a chuckle.
21 posted on
05/09/2007 6:15:58 PM PDT by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: Garvin
I wonder if he said the usual “hold my beer and watch this”?
I assume he didn’t finish his beer.
23 posted on
05/09/2007 9:49:32 PM PDT by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: Garvin
Bad headline. Saws by definition do not chop.
29 posted on
05/10/2007 6:31:08 AM PDT by
Vor Lady
(When is the next ship leaving for Barrayar and can I be on it?)
To: Garvin
How does one chop ones own head off? I mean really? Once the spine is severed.... Blood loss, I mean really? Is that even possible?
35 posted on
05/10/2007 7:57:25 AM PDT by
Danae
(Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
To: Garvin; Slings and Arrows
"We do not believe any third party was involved,'' he said. Those dectectives are sharp: no one saw it happen, they can't link anyone else to the deaths, so Sonny did it himself.
Their chain of reasoning is electrifying, proving they can chop logic with the best.
38 posted on
05/10/2007 9:37:42 AM PDT by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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