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To: Garvin

I don’t want to burn to death in a gasoline tanker explosion and I also don’t want to chop my own head off with a chainsaw. I hate it when that happens.

How do you even do that? Gotta hurt like heck. It’s right up there with the people who drill holes in their head with an electric drill.


5 posted on 05/09/2007 5:21:59 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
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To: garyhope

Check out a straight to video movie called “Frankenhooker”

The main character has an acupuncture chart for his head he uses for relief with a black and decker power drill.

The only funny scene in the movie

Please don’t ask me how I know.


11 posted on 05/09/2007 5:26:25 PM PDT by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: garyhope
"I don’t want to burn to death in a gasoline tanker explosion and I also don’t want to chop my own head off with a chainsaw. I hate it when that happens.

"How do you even do that? Gotta hurt like heck."


Not for long . . .
30 posted on 05/10/2007 6:40:02 AM PDT by macmedic892 (I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
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To: garyhope


"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."
31 posted on 05/10/2007 6:57:29 AM PDT by Xenalyte (You have to defile a mummy completely, or they come back to life. You know that.)
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