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Man chops off head with chainsaw
The Sydney Morning Herald. ^ | May 9, 2007 - 7:49AM

Posted on 05/09/2007 5:15:09 PM PDT by Garvin

A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after stabbing his 70-year-old father to death in their apartment in the German city of Cologne, police said.

The body of the offender, 24, was found headless when police raced to the apartment after an emergency call, apparently from the dying father, had been broken off in mid-sentence.

Alf Willwacher, a senior prosecutor, said an electric chainsaw was next to the son's body.

"We do not believe any third party was involved,'' he said.

Neighbours said the father and son had been reclusive since the death of the mother, allegedly by suicide, several years ago.


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To: martin_fierro

ping. I dunno what to make of this one, but thought maybe you would get a chuckle.


21 posted on 05/09/2007 6:15:58 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
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To: dashing doofus
No greenhouse gas emissions.

Ah, but how was the electricity generated?

22 posted on 05/09/2007 6:19:01 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: Garvin

I wonder if he said the usual “hold my beer and watch this”?

I assume he didn’t finish his beer.


23 posted on 05/09/2007 9:49:32 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
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To: cripplecreek

Holy cow!


24 posted on 05/10/2007 3:54:30 AM PDT by beckysueb
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To: caseinpoint

“Fox has a story of a man who cut off his mother’s head with a chainsaw and died trying to do the same to himself.”

You mean he was unable to complete the task?


25 posted on 05/10/2007 3:59:19 AM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: Vigilanteman

True. I know they have alot of nuclear in France, I think they do in Deutschland also.

I can just picture the psycho: “Und jetzt, schneide ich meinen Kopf ab.”


26 posted on 05/10/2007 5:34:21 AM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: Jet Jaguar; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Under the Not-A-Ping-List Ping List charter, I am legally requied to ping any story with the word "chainsaw" in the title.


27 posted on 05/10/2007 6:09:25 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Umm.. ouch.


28 posted on 05/10/2007 6:10:44 AM PDT by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
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To: Garvin

Bad headline. Saws by definition do not chop.


29 posted on 05/10/2007 6:31:08 AM PDT by Vor Lady (When is the next ship leaving for Barrayar and can I be on it?)
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To: garyhope
"I don’t want to burn to death in a gasoline tanker explosion and I also don’t want to chop my own head off with a chainsaw. I hate it when that happens.

"How do you even do that? Gotta hurt like heck."


Not for long . . .
30 posted on 05/10/2007 6:40:02 AM PDT by macmedic892 (I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
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To: garyhope


"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."
31 posted on 05/10/2007 6:57:29 AM PDT by Xenalyte (You have to defile a mummy completely, or they come back to life. You know that.)
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To: Vigilanteman

You’re right. The headless chainsaw-man wasn’t as environmentally conscious as I assumed:

http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,2144,2503977,00.html


32 posted on 05/10/2007 7:01:49 AM PDT by dashing doofus (Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
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To: caver

I didn’t go into the details but apparently, no, he didn’t quite finish the job before the quitting whistle blew.


33 posted on 05/10/2007 7:22:30 AM PDT by caseinpoint (Don't get thickly involved in thin things.)
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To: caseinpoint

Hah! I thought it was funny the way you stated it. The guy tried to cut off his head with a chainsaw, but failed, so he died anyway.


34 posted on 05/10/2007 7:27:00 AM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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To: Garvin

How does one chop ones own head off? I mean really? Once the spine is severed.... Blood loss, I mean really? Is that even possible?


35 posted on 05/10/2007 7:57:25 AM PDT by Danae (Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
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To: Red_Devil 232

Now there is a logical answer!


36 posted on 05/10/2007 7:58:14 AM PDT by Danae (Anail nathrach, orth' bhais's bethad, do chel denmha)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Garvin

37 posted on 05/10/2007 9:29:36 AM PDT by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
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To: Garvin; Slings and Arrows
"We do not believe any third party was involved,'' he said.

Those dectectives are sharp: no one saw it happen, they can't link anyone else to the deaths, so Sonny did it himself.

Their chain of reasoning is electrifying, proving they can chop logic with the best.

38 posted on 05/10/2007 9:37:42 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: Vor Lady
Saws by definition do not chop.

You use your saw your way, and...

39 posted on 05/10/2007 9:42:00 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

LOL! I guess whatever works!


40 posted on 05/10/2007 10:04:41 AM PDT by Vor Lady (When is the next ship leaving for Barrayar and can I be on it?)
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