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Why Movies Are Better than Ever (Appalling)
davekehr.com ^ | 4/21/07

Posted on 04/23/2007 7:27:15 AM PDT by Borges

I can’t help passing along this passage from Wednesday’s Variety:

Cathy Schulman has made her first hires and promotions as president of Mandalay Pictures and Mandalay Independent Pictures. A highlight of the Mandalay Pictures’ slate at Universal is the remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds,” scheduled to be in production by early fall. “We think we have a very contemporary take,” Schulman said. “In the original, the birds just showed up, and it was kind of like, why are the birds here? This time, there’s a reason why they’re here and (people) have had something to do with it. There’s an environmental slant to what could create nature fighting back.”

Words fail me, much as the American educational system seems to have failed Ms. Schulman. Up next for Mandalay: Moby-Dick battles Japanese tuna fishermen.


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: envirowhackos; globalwarming; hollywoodleft; indoctrination; junkscience; mccarthywasright; propaganda; pseudoscience; thebirds

1 posted on 04/23/2007 7:27:17 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges
Didn't they already try this with "Frogs?"


2 posted on 04/23/2007 8:21:11 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sings like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
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To: NRA1995

Or Godzilla.


3 posted on 04/23/2007 8:22:25 AM PDT by Mr. Blonde (Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.)
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To: Borges

Anybody remaking ANY Hitchcock film is doomed to failure. How do you improve on perfection?


4 posted on 04/23/2007 8:24:12 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Big dog, big dog, bow-wow-wow! We'll crush crime, now, now, now!)
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To: Borges

““In the original, the birds just showed up, and it was kind of like, why are the birds here?”

In the original did not the lady bird expert in the diner offer some environmental reason for the birds? Seems like she had some sort of theory. ?????


5 posted on 04/23/2007 8:36:32 AM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: A knight without armor

She was denying the attacks had any rhyme or reason.


6 posted on 04/23/2007 8:58:47 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges
“There’s an environmental slat....”

Maybe it’s just that most of the movie makers these days are making crap. The remakes of Flight of the Phoenix and The Four feathers to name just two.

If the critics like it “Stay Away”.

7 posted on 04/23/2007 10:22:30 AM PDT by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: A knight without armor

It was the Love Birds......


8 posted on 04/23/2007 10:23:13 AM PDT by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: PeteB570

I always got a kick out of how when the love birds are in the cage on the floor of the car they tilt slightly.

I have not see that movie for years and years. Perhaps PBS will show it on their old movie night.


9 posted on 04/23/2007 10:34:04 AM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: Borges

Some are better. The Departed....wow can’t think of any more this past year...lol.


10 posted on 04/23/2007 10:35:39 AM PDT by napscoordinator (.)
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To: NRA1995

Sam Elliot was in that piece of crap?!?


11 posted on 04/23/2007 10:37:41 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Oberon

yes he was......


12 posted on 04/23/2007 10:59:11 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sings like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
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To: PeteB570
If the critics like it “Stay Away”.

How do you figure? Most of these remakes get terrible reviews.
13 posted on 04/23/2007 11:07:40 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Borges
I mixed thoughts there.

The critics bit was about most movies that come out. I’ve found if the mainstream critics “Love” the movie I’ll hate it. With a 7 year old most of my movie time is now spent chomping popcorn at the animated films and stuff like Narnia.

14 posted on 04/23/2007 12:49:48 PM PDT by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
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To: Borges
Yeech.

We get it from both sides, from folks who think that a stripper with a machine gun leg is "art" to the morons who attack the academy for not nominating dreck like Happy Feet and Veggie Tales for best picture.

15 posted on 04/23/2007 12:52:35 PM PDT by Clemenza (NO to Rudy in 2008! New York's Values are NOT America's Values! RUN FRED RUN!)
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To: Borges

part of the spookiness of hitchcock’s version was never knowing why the birds were there.


16 posted on 04/23/2007 1:30:32 PM PDT by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it full of something for you)
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To: camle

One of the most sure fire ways to screw up a horror story is to explain it. From highly cerebral horror like The Birds to cheesier fair like Halloween as soon as somebody starts explaining it goes to crap. How many Hitchcock fans actually watch the last 5 minutes of Psycho, an absolutely brilliant terrifying movie up until they explain Norman at the end.


17 posted on 04/23/2007 1:34:59 PM PDT by discostu (only things a western savage understands are whiskey and rifles and an unarmed)
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To: discostu

or the dimestore Freudianism at the end of Marnie.


18 posted on 04/23/2007 2:23:14 PM PDT by Borges
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