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****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy ^ | April 13, 2007

Posted on 04/13/2007 5:31:26 AM PDT by Lucky9teen


The Friday Silliness game is afoot..

 

What is your favorite SNL skit?

Could it be......SATAN?
Let's Dance....
Oh My God...It's Tony Randall!!
 

 

 

Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy". Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs.

 

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.


 

 

 

Sean Connery: Well, the game is afoot. I'll take anal bum cover for 7,000.
Alex Trebek: That's An album cover, not anal bum cover.
Sean Connery: I can read, Trebek. That says Anal bum cover. I've spent five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so is my greatest regret.
Alex Trebek: You have lead a horrifying life. The category is An album cover and the answer is: The Beatles White album is this color.

 

 

 

IMO, the best years of SNL were in the 80's...they had the best cast then.


"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny."

  ~Garrison Keillor



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: fridaysilliness; humor; snl
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Oh, and I almost forgot it's Friday the 13th....oooohh scary.
1 posted on 04/13/2007 5:31:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 3!


2 posted on 04/13/2007 5:34:59 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Motormouth always wins!)
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To: JimWforBush

WOW IBTP!


3 posted on 04/13/2007 5:35:25 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Motormouth always wins!)
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To: Lucky9teen

4 posted on 04/13/2007 5:36:13 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...

Official Friday Silliness Thread Ping List

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Ooh Friday the 13th!!

5 posted on 04/13/2007 5:38:07 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (PORK! The Other White Flag!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Land Shark!


6 posted on 04/13/2007 5:41:04 AM PDT by TMSuchman (American by birth, Rebel by choice, Marine by act of GOD!)
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To: Lucky9teen; AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; HiJinx; ...

Oh, BOY!!!

It's the Friday Silliness Thread!

 


7 posted on 04/13/2007 5:42:17 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
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To: Lucky9teen
My favorite SNL sketch...
8 posted on 04/13/2007 5:43:26 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOT! Top 10!


9 posted on 04/13/2007 5:43:29 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Rudy is a liberal. Anyone who defends him is either a liberal or a liar. All wide-awakes are trolls)
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To: Lucky9teen
Billy Bob and Jethro decide to go ice fishing.

After arriving at the lake early in the morning, they cut two holes in the lake and drop in their lines in the water.

After fishing for a few hours, Billy Bob has caught dozens of fish while Jethro hasn't even gotten a bite.

Jethro asks, "Billy Bob, what's your secret?" Billy Bob answers, "Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm."

Jethro asks, "What did you say?" Billy Bob answers, "Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm."

Jethro again asks, "What?" Billy Bob spits into his hand and says, "You gotta keep the worms warm!"

10 posted on 04/13/2007 5:45:58 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
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To: Lucky9teen

My Favorite “Two Wild and Crazy guys”


11 posted on 04/13/2007 5:46:02 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Courage is not the lack of fear it is acting in spite of it<><)
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To: Lucky9teen
So many good stuff during the Akroyd/Belushi era.Coneheads,Roseann Rosannadana,Samuri Delicestessan,Belushi’s imitation of Joe Cocker,”we are two wild and crazy guys”....
12 posted on 04/13/2007 5:50:22 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism."-Karl Marx)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m trying to imagine Santa Claus changing his greeting to “Hee-hee-hee”


13 posted on 04/13/2007 5:50:45 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sings like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
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To: Lucky9teen

Not sure if this has been posted before but it’s hilarious

Peyton Manning and the United Way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZpPf-q2_es


14 posted on 04/13/2007 5:50:57 AM PDT by RDTF (They should have put down Barbarella instead of Barbaro)
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To: Lucky9teen

Shoes
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from up here you’re at least a size 11.”

The guy says, “Just bring me a size 8 tie shoe.”

The salesman brings them, the guy stuffs his feet into them, ties them tight, and then he stands up, obviously in pain. The salesman just has to ask, “Sir, why must you have these undersized shoes?”

He says to the salesman, “I lost my business and my house, I live with my mother-in-law, my wife is screwing my best friend, my daughter is pregnant, and my son is gay. The only pleasure I have in life is taking off these damn shoes.”


15 posted on 04/13/2007 5:52:59 AM PDT by 5Madman2 (There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
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To: Lucky9teen
I am an oldster and think the original 70's bunch were the best. Then Bill Murray came along at SNL was at it's zenith.

That being said, this SNL skit made me laugh 'til I cried the first time I saw it:

James Brown's Celebrity Hot Tub Party
16 posted on 04/13/2007 5:58:20 AM PDT by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: tomkow6

So it is!

17 posted on 04/13/2007 6:01:55 AM PDT by Soaring Feather (I Soar 'cause I can....)
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To: day10

“Too hawt in the hawt tub”


18 posted on 04/13/2007 6:04:07 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Courage is not the lack of fear it is acting in spite of it<><)
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To: tomkow6

re: 7
Ahh yes. Michael, when he was a man, and black.


19 posted on 04/13/2007 6:06:26 AM PDT by MeekMom (Present your bodies a living sacrifice unto God.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Happy Blame Someone Else day!!!

So let me be the first.

It’s Bush’s fault!

(the first Friday the 13th of the year is blame someone else day)


20 posted on 04/13/2007 6:07:40 AM PDT by John O (God Save America (Please))
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