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I need to reduce my Insensitive Brute-print around the house.
Institute for Reduction in Pr!ck Related Activities.
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Posted on 02/28/2007 10:11:56 AM PST by Sax
Where can I go to purchase offsets?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: offset; offsets
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To: Sax
$20, Home Depot, programmable thermostat, get the lady off your back and on hers.
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posted on
02/28/2007 10:39:42 AM PST
by
Lokibob
(Some people are like slinkys. Useless, but if you throw them down the stairs, you smile.)
To: HOTTIEBOY
Can I buy offsets from pretty girls for every ugly girl I have brought home? If you could afford them, you wouldn't have to take ugly girls home.
To: HOTTIEBOY
Hey it's all about balancing it out. If they've got good balance, I'd say you could work that one out just fine!
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posted on
02/28/2007 10:42:10 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Tijeras_Slim
Does this offset make my butt-print look fat?Ha! I almost fell on the floor.
To: Tijeras_Slim
Does this offset make my butt-print look fat?Dunno, but if you go suggesting your lady needs to reduce her butt-print, you going to need something to fix your offset jaw.
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posted on
02/28/2007 10:46:44 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Sax
Mrs. Slim wouldn't lay a hand on me.
Since she got the combo to the gun safe.
To: Sax
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posted on
02/28/2007 10:50:26 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Sax
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posted on
02/28/2007 10:52:41 AM PST
by
6ppc
(Call Photo Reuters, that's the name, and away goes truth right down the drain. Photo Reuters!)
To: Tijeras_Slim; absolootezer0
If you could afford them, you wouldn't have to take ugly girls home.
You guys still don't understand...
I prefer ugly women. Don't get me wrong, I'll hit a purdy one.
But ugly is far less work.
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posted on
02/28/2007 11:34:51 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(HUNTER: "I don't have to hire a consultant to develop a conservative image, I am a conservative.")
To: HOTTIEBOY
ugly women are like mopeds. they're fun to ride, but you don't want to let your friends see you on one.
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posted on
02/28/2007 11:37:56 AM PST
by
absolootezer0
(stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!)
To: HOTTIEBOY
I prefer to leave the mysteries of the HOTTIEBOY beyond understanding.
Someplaces Slim has no desire to boldly go. :)
To: ladtx
If Bobby's Dad uses 150,000kw of power from the overtaxed power grid and buys 15 offsets from Jimmy's Mom how many SUV's will it take to use up the ethanol that could be produced from the deforested Amazon flood plain? Thirteen(13), 'cause there's no bones in ice cream...
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posted on
02/28/2007 11:46:07 AM PST
by
GoldCountryRedneck
("There are no stupid questions. There are, however, many inquisitive idiots." - unknown)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Does this offset make my butt-print look fat?No, your butt does...
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posted on
02/28/2007 12:20:46 PM PST
by
JRios1968
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To: JRios1968
I oughta post a Helen Thomas pic to ya' for that! ;)
To: Tijeras_Slim
'Em's fightin' words, bub! lolz
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posted on
02/28/2007 12:23:32 PM PST
by
JRios1968
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