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I need to reduce my Insensitive Brute-print around the house.
Institute for Reduction in Pr!ck Related Activities. | 2/28/07 | UNK

Posted on 02/28/2007 10:11:56 AM PST by Sax

Where can I go to purchase offsets?


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KEYWORDS: offset; offsets
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To: Sax

$20, Home Depot, programmable thermostat, get the lady off your back and on hers.


21 posted on 02/28/2007 10:39:42 AM PST by Lokibob (Some people are like slinkys. Useless, but if you throw them down the stairs, you smile.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY
Can I buy offsets from pretty girls for every ugly girl I have brought home?

If you could afford them, you wouldn't have to take ugly girls home.

22 posted on 02/28/2007 10:41:24 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Hey it's all about balancing it out. If they've got good balance, I'd say you could work that one out just fine!


23 posted on 02/28/2007 10:42:10 AM PST by Sax
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Does this offset make my butt-print look fat?

Ha! I almost fell on the floor.

24 posted on 02/28/2007 10:43:32 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Does this offset make my butt-print look fat?

Dunno, but if you go suggesting your lady needs to reduce her butt-print, you going to need something to fix your offset jaw.

25 posted on 02/28/2007 10:46:44 AM PST by Sax
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To: Sax
Mrs. Slim wouldn't lay a hand on me.

Since she got the combo to the gun safe.

26 posted on 02/28/2007 10:48:17 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Sax

The local jewelry store.


27 posted on 02/28/2007 10:50:26 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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To: Sax

Try http://www.manilow.com . There should be plenty available there.


28 posted on 02/28/2007 10:52:41 AM PST by 6ppc (Call Photo Reuters, that's the name, and away goes truth right down the drain. Photo Reuters!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; absolootezer0
If you could afford them, you wouldn't have to take ugly girls home.

You guys still don't understand...

I prefer ugly women. Don't get me wrong, I'll hit a purdy one.
But ugly is far less work.
29 posted on 02/28/2007 11:34:51 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (HUNTER: "I don't have to hire a consultant to develop a conservative image, I am a conservative.")
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To: HOTTIEBOY

ugly women are like mopeds. they're fun to ride, but you don't want to let your friends see you on one.


30 posted on 02/28/2007 11:37:56 AM PST by absolootezer0 (stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

I prefer to leave the mysteries of the HOTTIEBOY beyond understanding.

Someplaces Slim has no desire to boldly go. :)


31 posted on 02/28/2007 11:46:03 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: ladtx
If Bobby's Dad uses 150,000kw of power from the overtaxed power grid and buys 15 offsets from Jimmy's Mom how many SUV's will it take to use up the ethanol that could be produced from the deforested Amazon flood plain?

Thirteen(13), 'cause there's no bones in ice cream...

32 posted on 02/28/2007 11:46:07 AM PST by GoldCountryRedneck ("There are no stupid questions. There are, however, many inquisitive idiots." - unknown)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Does this offset make my butt-print look fat?

No, your butt does...

33 posted on 02/28/2007 12:20:46 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: JRios1968

I oughta post a Helen Thomas pic to ya' for that! ;)


34 posted on 02/28/2007 12:22:43 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

'Em's fightin' words, bub! lolz


35 posted on 02/28/2007 12:23:32 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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