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Couple accused of exposure at local store
Lacrosse Tribune ^
| Tuesday, February 13, 2007
| DAN SPRINGER
Posted on 02/14/2007 8:32:08 PM PST by youngjim
With Valentine’s Day approaching, a Black River Falls, Wis., couple apparently decided to show their affection a little too publicly while shopping at a La Crosse store Saturday evening, La Crosse police said.
Security cameras at ShopKo on the South Side caught the couple strolling through the store with a cart — and the woman holding her companion’s exposed penis, according to police reports. . . .
(Excerpt) Read more at lacrossetribune.com ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; couple; lewd
Hijinks deeeep behind the cheddar curtain.
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posted on
02/14/2007 8:32:10 PM PST
by
youngjim
To: youngjim
" and the woman holding her companion’s exposed penis,"
That's one way to make a man go shopping, I guess. ;)
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posted on
02/14/2007 8:34:32 PM PST
by
GoDuke
To: youngjim
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posted on
02/14/2007 8:34:40 PM PST
by
bleach
To: Xenalyte; jellybean; Diana in Wisconsin
ping (not sure how to ping the whole Wisconsin clan)
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posted on
02/14/2007 8:35:36 PM PST
by
youngjim
(Anger a liberal. Work hard. Succeed. Be happy.)
To: bleach
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posted on
02/14/2007 8:37:26 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: GoDuke
A woman has her man by the balls, and this is news??
To: bleach
Is that the bleach aisle? :-)
To: youngjim
(not sure how to ping the whole Wisconsin clan>Just say "cheese"
;-)
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posted on
02/14/2007 8:40:15 PM PST
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(FR...Five New Threads....Every Day!!)
To: youngjim
I have heard of leading a guy around by his nose but not...
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posted on
02/14/2007 8:41:02 PM PST
by
msnimje
(You simply cannot be Christian and Pro-Abortion.)
To: youngjim
Got him by the short and curlies...
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posted on
02/14/2007 8:44:17 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
To: youngjim
How else would she know if it's ripe enough, than by checking its firmness.
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posted on
02/14/2007 8:45:30 PM PST
by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: SmithL
Weighing it could be problematic, however.
12
posted on
02/14/2007 9:00:47 PM PST
by
JennysCool
(Blink 182 isn't just a band, it's Nancy Pelosi's per-minute average.)
To: JRios1968
Grab in by the "head", and the body will follow.
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posted on
02/15/2007 5:12:55 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
To: Slings and Arrows
You may not want to be pulled into this one
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posted on
02/15/2007 5:16:22 AM PST
by
grjr21
To: youngjim
ShopKo used to use the advertising slogan, "There's a Smile in Every Aisle at ShopKo!"
Guess that's still true, LOL!
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posted on
02/15/2007 5:27:12 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: youngjim
I was just wondering the other day where my ex was living now...
To: youngjim
they were just “screwing around,”
Not the best choice of words
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posted on
02/15/2007 5:38:20 AM PST
by
murdoog
To: grjr21; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Dude, it's a
metaphor...
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posted on
02/15/2007 6:56:01 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
To: youngjim
Doesn't sound like anybody actually in the store itself saw them. If the first and only way anybody saw this was by squinting at the video from the surveillance camera, this couple should *cough* get off.
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posted on
02/15/2007 7:46:27 AM PST
by
jiggyboy
(Ten per cent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: youngjim
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posted on
02/15/2007 7:51:42 AM PST
by
knews_hound
(Sarcastically blogging since 2004.)
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