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Top 15 Geek Quotes - Humor
Clipmarks ^ | 12/28/2006 | Unattributed

Posted on 12/31/2006 6:57:19 AM PST by Loud Mime

People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

- Unknown

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

- Unknown

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

- T-Shirt

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

- Unknown

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

- tee shirt

My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

- Unknown

I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

- T-Shirt

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

- Unknown

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

- Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

- Unknown

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

- Unknown

clipped from: www.boardofwisdom.com The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

- Unknown

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you

- someone at slashdot

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

- Unknown


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To: Loud Mime
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 Windows.
21 posted on 12/31/2006 11:43:04 AM PST by Professional Engineer (As far as we know, all numbers are imaginary. some just hurt your brain more than others. ~ lepton)
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To: Professional Engineer

I just installed a test version of Vista; it's pretty.

What bugged me is that it took its time in responding to my initial order for a download. it has a system for approving downloads that gets tiresome. Are you sure you want to download this? Yeah? Are you really sure? Are you really-really sure?

Oh, well. Afer all was loaded it worked quite nicely. I do like it. I won't change; I've had no problems and have too much invested in my current system.


22 posted on 12/31/2006 1:49:15 PM PST by Loud Mime (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire)
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To: ShadowAce
If only you and dead people can read hex, how many people can read hex?

Then I am "living-dead?"

23 posted on 12/31/2006 1:50:22 PM PST by Loud Mime (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire)
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To: Anti-Republican
A personal favorite of mine:

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

IPv6 compliant:

There's no place like ::1 

24 posted on 12/31/2006 2:45:19 PM PST by zeugma (If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.)
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To: Loud Mime

I prefer gamer geek quotes:

"I kill the camel. No witnesses."
"But you've just killed your only transportation and you're two days from the closest town."


25 posted on 12/31/2006 2:48:52 PM PST by HungarianGypsy
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To: Loud Mime
Then I am "living-dead?"

Did you read the answer?

26 posted on 12/31/2006 3:02:11 PM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

I'm still stumped by dead people being able to read...


27 posted on 12/31/2006 3:54:07 PM PST by Loud Mime (Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire)
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To: ShadowAce

Learning binary is as easy as 1, 10, 11.

But they of course forgot the true geek classic:

God is real, unless declared integer.


28 posted on 12/31/2006 4:58:59 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: Loud Mime
I'm still stumped by dead people being able to read...


29 posted on 12/31/2006 5:00:52 PM PST by antiRepublicrat
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

yep...


30 posted on 12/31/2006 5:14:33 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL


31 posted on 12/31/2006 5:14:59 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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'


32 posted on 12/31/2006 5:23:13 PM PST by birddog
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To: rzeznikj at stout
Happy New Year, Stout!! :)
33 posted on 12/31/2006 5:31:04 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: Loud Mime

self ping!


34 posted on 12/31/2006 5:35:19 PM PST by Stone Mountain
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To: Loud Mime
From my coffee mug at work:

RTFM

(Read The ******* Manual)

35 posted on 12/31/2006 5:38:54 PM PST by tacticalogic ("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Loud Mime; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Why do computer people confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31


36 posted on 12/31/2006 5:46:34 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Tell Tom Vilsack to WEAR THE BEAR!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL!!!


37 posted on 12/31/2006 5:52:32 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
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To: martin_fierro
I'm stealing that post.

Cheers!

...oh, and Happy New Year!

38 posted on 12/31/2006 5:54:10 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Those are funny. Thanks!


39 posted on 12/31/2006 6:20:06 PM PST by phantomworker (How little do they see what really is, who frame their hasty judgment upon that which seems.~Webster)
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To: martin_fierro

ROFL!!


40 posted on 12/31/2006 6:28:54 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Merry Christmas! SAY NO TO RUDY!)
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