Posted on 12/31/2006 6:57:19 AM PST by Loud Mime
People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
- Unknown
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
- T-Shirt
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
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1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
- tee shirt
My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.
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I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
- T-Shirt
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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clipped from: www.boardofwisdom.com The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you
- someone at slashdot
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.
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I just installed a test version of Vista; it's pretty.
What bugged me is that it took its time in responding to my initial order for a download. it has a system for approving downloads that gets tiresome. Are you sure you want to download this? Yeah? Are you really sure? Are you really-really sure?
Oh, well. Afer all was loaded it worked quite nicely. I do like it. I won't change; I've had no problems and have too much invested in my current system.
Then I am "living-dead?"
IPv6 compliant:
There's no place like ::1
I prefer gamer geek quotes:
"I kill the camel. No witnesses."
"But you've just killed your only transportation and you're two days from the closest town."
Did you read the answer?
I'm still stumped by dead people being able to read...
Learning binary is as easy as 1, 10, 11.
But they of course forgot the true geek classic:
God is real, unless declared integer.
yep...
LOL
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self ping!
RTFM
(Read The ******* Manual)
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
LOL!!!
Cheers!
...oh, and Happy New Year!
Those are funny. Thanks!
ROFL!!
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