I found this collection has many www sources, no author and apparently comes out of larger collections of humor.
Have fun
Wolf
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To: RunningWolf
"10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup."
should be #1 IMHO
2 posted on
12/26/2006 1:20:35 PM PST by
scottdeus12
(Jesus is real, whether you believe in Him or not.)
To: RunningWolf
like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. Good times
3 posted on
12/26/2006 1:21:00 PM PST by
Domandred
To: RunningWolf
4 posted on
12/26/2006 1:21:39 PM PST by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
To: RunningWolf
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
Grace is the first thing that comes to mind when I see a dog whiz...
5 posted on
12/26/2006 1:22:33 PM PST by
TASMANIANRED
(All I want for Christmas is a new tag line.)
To: RunningWolf
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools. LOL! My favorite. But please, someone track down the author and arrest his/her father.
7 posted on
12/26/2006 1:23:30 PM PST by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: rlmorel
8 posted on
12/26/2006 1:24:27 PM PST by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: RunningWolf
Thanks for a couple of smiles.
10 posted on
12/26/2006 1:25:01 PM PST by
GSlob
To: RunningWolf
25 Funniest/Worst Analogies Ever Written in High School Essays
Aren't these similes?
11 posted on
12/26/2006 1:25:07 PM PST by
aruanan
To: RunningWolf
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work. Sounds like my brother-in-law.........
12 posted on
12/26/2006 1:25:24 PM PST by
Red Badger
(New! HeadOn Hemorrhoid Medication for Liberals!.........Apply directly to forehead.........)
To: RunningWolf
A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine, which is like night.
14 posted on
12/26/2006 1:27:34 PM PST by
Charles Henrickson
(Simile and the world similes with you. . . .)
To: RunningWolf
These analogies are as weird as
these.
To: RunningWolf
Some of those are pretty good actually.
20 posted on
12/26/2006 1:59:37 PM PST by
BenLurkin
("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
To: RunningWolf
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. I've meet this person.
21 posted on
12/26/2006 2:00:23 PM PST by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: RunningWolf; theDentist
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!
Hehehe...I LOVE three in particular:
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
LOL...that was great, thank you...:)
24 posted on
12/26/2006 2:30:53 PM PST by
rlmorel
(Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
To: RunningWolf
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
Some of these sound like they were written by Dave Barry.
And come to think of it, Maggots Frying in Hot Grease would be a bitchn name for a rock band.
25 posted on
12/26/2006 2:44:13 PM PST by
Caramelgal
(Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.)
To: windcliff
To: RunningWolf
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.Loved this one.
31 posted on
12/26/2006 5:11:56 PM PST by
lesser_satan
(EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
32 posted on
12/26/2006 5:13:59 PM PST by
zook
(America going insane - "Do you read Sutter Caine?)
To: P-Marlowe; xzins; Corin Stormhands; blue-duncan; Forest Keeper
35 posted on
12/26/2006 8:30:55 PM PST by
Buggman
(http://brit-chadasha.blogspot.com)
To: RunningWolf
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. This thread is entirely too deep until I get my caffeine levels up. hehehe
38 posted on
12/27/2006 5:26:32 AM PST by
PistolPaknMama
(Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't! --FReeper airborne)
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