[RunningWolf]

I found this collection has many www sources, no author and apparently comes out of larger collections of humor.

Have fun

Wolf

[scottdeus12]

"10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup."

should be #1 IMHO

[Domandred]

like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

Good times

[RunningWolf]

Here are 2 links

25 funniestanalogies collected by high school-english teachers/

the 25 worst analogies ever written in a high school essay

[TASMANIANRED]

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.



Grace is the first thing that comes to mind when I see a dog whiz...

[theDentist]

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

LOL! My favorite. But please, someone track down the author and arrest his/her father.

[theDentist]

a humor Ping.

[GSlob]

Thanks for a couple of smiles.

[aruanan]

25 Funniest/Worst Analogies Ever Written in High School Essays

Aren't these similes?

[Red Badger]

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

Sounds like my brother-in-law.........

[Charles Henrickson]

A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine, which is like night.

[martin_fierro]

These analogies are as weird as these.

[BenLurkin]

Some of those are pretty good actually.

[CzarNicky]

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

I've meet this person.

[rlmorel]

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!

Hehehe...I LOVE three in particular:


1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

LOL...that was great, thank you...:)

[Caramelgal]

“13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.”

Some of these sound like they were written by Dave Barry.

And come to think of it, “Maggots Frying in Hot Grease” would be a bitch’n name for a rock band.

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[lesser_satan]

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

Loved this one.

[zook]

bump!

[Buggman]

Humor ping!

[PistolPaknMama]

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

This thread is entirely too deep until I get my caffeine levels up. hehehe