"10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup."
should be #1 IMHO
That one was my favorite as well......lol
"14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. "
This is the best one...