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| 12-01-06
| sully777
Posted on 12/01/2006 6:53:00 AM PST by sully777
I browsed through my middle and high school yearbooks recently, while drinking cold, depreciating mugs of Pigs Eye beer. Taking care not to drip the dying slags of falling frost upon the aged pages, I wrestled with an obvious truth concerning yearbook nostalgia: We look silly. We act silly. We have silly sayings we believe are cool. We rely upon certain people to be the "in crowd" while others more substantial fade into the background. We have silly hair styles and clothing. We spent money on toys, games, and music that quickly goes out of style. We even made David Soul and Kajagoogoo pop music phenoms.
And that my fellow FReepers and lurkers is just plain SILLY and that's a jolly good excuse to post old photos, songs you love/hate, dances you did/didn't do, clothes you wore/took off, and/or your normal misgivings about all things involving the presidency of Jimmy Carter.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: awefulspelling; fridaysilly; lolz; myspillengizgooder; orly; wtf; zomg
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To: RockinRight
Another awesome one:
Youth Gone WildI'll tell you man...Park Avenue leads to SKID ROW!
To: MotleyGirl70
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posted on
12/01/2006 8:25:19 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.)
To: Hoodlum91
Another reason to love the 80s.
:-D
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posted on
12/01/2006 8:26:27 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.)
To: sully777
THREE THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse. You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
And from my little senior auntie from Indiana, I share with you:
Tale from Comicland
One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.
"Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman.
"I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her."
"Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off.
Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey GL, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in Comicland?"
"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?"
"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration.
Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. He thought to himself, I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here."
So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.
Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed.
"I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my a** is killing me.
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posted on
12/01/2006 8:26:48 AM PST
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: sully777
The fun thing about looking back at pictures of those days is that those of us who were not "cool and mod" now look... well... normal! And the it is the in kids that look strange.
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posted on
12/01/2006 8:27:50 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Those who call their fellow citizens Sheeple are just ticked they were not chosen as Shepherds)
To: lilylangtree
66
posted on
12/01/2006 8:29:57 AM PST
by
dfwgator
Comment #67 Removed by Moderator
To: Millee
Hi millee, been missing you!
68
posted on
12/01/2006 8:42:34 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
( <h2>SAY NO TO RUDY! I know how to spell, I just type like s#it.)
To: karunesh
And in the Ewwww! News today we bring you this quote from a church bulletin.
"Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labeled 'For The Sick,' is for monetary donations only."
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posted on
12/01/2006 8:56:48 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Those who call their fellow citizens Sheeple are just ticked they were not chosen as Shepherds)
Comment #70 Removed by Moderator
To: karunesh
Try and find "Shirley Q.'s" rendition of The Twelve Days of Kwaanza....funnnny!
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posted on
12/01/2006 9:15:39 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(recent nightmare: Googled up "Helen Thomas nude"....)
Comment #72 Removed by Moderator
To: Millee
Hey....who let you out of the corner missy????
;o)
MM
73
posted on
12/01/2006 9:33:51 AM PST
by
motormouth
(Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.)
To: motormouth
I've been shown the error of my ways. Me now -
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posted on
12/01/2006 9:39:41 AM PST
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
Comment #75 Removed by Moderator
To: Millee
Good to hear, you were an awful menace...
Behave ;o)
MM
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posted on
12/01/2006 9:44:07 AM PST
by
motormouth
(Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.)
To: sully777
1974
To: Millee
78
posted on
12/01/2006 9:48:10 AM PST
by
Shyla
To: karunesh; Millee
Welcome to FR. On the home page are some good tips to stay out of trouble.. Millee doesnt behave, so I wouldnt ask her to expain anything. ROFL ;o)
MM
79
posted on
12/01/2006 9:50:49 AM PST
by
motormouth
(Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.)
To: sully777
80
posted on
12/01/2006 9:52:21 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(So what? It's not like the GOP was conservative.)
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