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Naked man arrested in El Cerrito with concealed weapon
AP ^
| 11/3/6
Posted on 11/03/2006 4:36:25 PM PST by SmithL
El Cerrito, Calif. -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks.
The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: sanfranciscovalues; sheehan; stumped
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Sheehan? Where have I heard that name before?
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:36:26 PM PST
by
SmithL
To: SmithL
2
posted on
11/03/2006 4:37:59 PM PST
by
Momaw Nadon
("...with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.")
To: SmithL
El Cerrito, Calif. -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks. This is not real.
To: SmithL
>>screwdriver in his buttocks<<
Ouch!
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:40:28 PM PST
by
Muleteam1
To: SmithL
Yup, this is a liberal for you!
To: SmithL
I prefer a vodka and tonic. With lime.
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:41:05 PM PST
by
synbad600
To: SmithL
Ouch. What a stupid place to conceal a weapon...
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:41:46 PM PST
by
madison10
(Live your life in such a way that the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral.)
To: the invisib1e hand
This is not real. According to stories I've heard from emergency room doctors - it's happens.
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:42:20 PM PST
by
HAL9000
(Get a Mac - The Ultimate FReeping Machine)
To: HAL9000
According to stories I've heard from an RN who's very close to me -
you'd be surprised what's sometimes taken out of people's "rear-ends".
Supposedly, even lightbulbs.
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:49:02 PM PST
by
GVNR
To: madison10
Would hate to be the cop that had to check …
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:49:30 PM PST
by
doc1019
To: GVNR
Yeah, just ask Richard Gere!
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:50:24 PM PST
by
TommyDale
(Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
To: the invisib1e hand
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:51:27 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(Do you think "Lady in the Water" is in Ted Kennedy's NetFlix queue?)
To: SmithL
Barney? Is that you?
I sure hope that he can get out of jail in time to vote for his Democrat comrades...
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:52:35 PM PST
by
Zeppo
To: SmithL
Sheehan. First we have "Stuck on Stupid Cindy".
Now another Sheehan: "Stuck IN Stupid John"!
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:53:04 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
To: Fintan
Ping for something "up your alley"
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:53:17 PM PST
by
socal_parrot
(Do you hear the drums, Fernando?)
To: SmithL
The California Liberals are out "celebrating the election" a little earlier and more creatively than usual.
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posted on
11/03/2006 4:57:57 PM PST
by
builder
(I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
To: SmithL
Let me get this straight.... This fellow like to um, ah, get his jollies while lying on a tree stump, with a 6 inch screwdriver up his rear end????
Must be one of Nancy Pelosi's constituents.
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posted on
11/03/2006 5:00:38 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
To: TheBigB
Actually, it's worse than that. It wasn't a screwdriver. The article says it was a 6" awl. Which is something that looks like a screwdriver, only it has a sharp point.
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posted on
11/03/2006 5:00:55 PM PST
by
faq
To: HAL9000
According to stories I've heard from emergency room doctors - it's happens. I was a guard for four years at a maximum security prison.
Believe 'em.
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posted on
11/03/2006 5:10:33 PM PST
by
uglybiker
(Don't look at me. I didn't make you stupid.)
To: SmithL
How does a naked man carry a concealed weapon, unless he is hiding it in his ........... oh, never mind.
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