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Sheehan? Where have I heard that name before?
1 posted on 11/03/2006 4:36:26 PM PST by SmithL
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To: SmithL

Just Damn!


2 posted on 11/03/2006 4:37:59 PM PST by Momaw Nadon ("...with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.")
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To: SmithL
El Cerrito, Calif. -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks.

This is not real.

3 posted on 11/03/2006 4:38:33 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (* nuke * the * jihad *)
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To: SmithL
>>screwdriver in his buttocks<<

Ouch!

4 posted on 11/03/2006 4:40:28 PM PST by Muleteam1
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To: SmithL

Yup, this is a liberal for you!


5 posted on 11/03/2006 4:40:35 PM PST by ConservativeMind
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To: SmithL

I prefer a vodka and tonic. With lime.


6 posted on 11/03/2006 4:41:05 PM PST by synbad600
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To: SmithL

Ouch. What a stupid place to conceal a weapon...


7 posted on 11/03/2006 4:41:46 PM PST by madison10 (Live your life in such a way that the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral.)
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Barney? Is that you?

I sure hope that he can get out of jail in time to vote for his Democrat comrades...

13 posted on 11/03/2006 4:52:35 PM PST by Zeppo
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To: SmithL
Sheehan. First we have "Stuck on Stupid Cindy".

Now another Sheehan: "Stuck IN Stupid John"!

14 posted on 11/03/2006 4:53:04 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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To: Fintan

Ping for something "up your alley"


15 posted on 11/03/2006 4:53:17 PM PST by socal_parrot (Do you hear the drums, Fernando?)
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To: SmithL

The California Liberals are out "celebrating the election" a little earlier and more creatively than usual.


16 posted on 11/03/2006 4:57:57 PM PST by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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To: SmithL
Let me get this straight.... This fellow like to um, ah, get his jollies while lying on a tree stump, with a 6 inch screwdriver up his rear end????

Must be one of Nancy Pelosi's constituents.

17 posted on 11/03/2006 5:00:38 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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To: SmithL
How does a naked man carry a concealed weapon, unless he is hiding it in his ........... oh, never mind.
20 posted on 11/03/2006 5:12:58 PM PST by Mr. Brightside
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(I guess I should read the story before I post)

lol


21 posted on 11/03/2006 5:13:55 PM PST by Mr. Brightside
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Gee I hope it was a stubby.


22 posted on 11/03/2006 5:16:33 PM PST by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese, that why I don't sing.)
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To: SmithL

of Pittsburg was initially


This one is a import, most of them are.


23 posted on 11/03/2006 5:16:54 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Red is good)
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To: SmithL
Sheehan mentioned the tool..

Huh huh huh.

He said " tool ".

25 posted on 11/03/2006 5:18:25 PM PST by csvset (Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil & inhumane)
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To: SmithL

Was the screw-driver battery operated?


26 posted on 11/03/2006 5:18:50 PM PST by kcar
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The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating

Dirty hippy tree hugger has a screw loose.
29 posted on 11/03/2006 6:01:13 PM PST by Gomez
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Wow, that guy was really giving his awl, er, all!
33 posted on 11/03/2006 7:22:11 PM PST by SoCal Pubbie
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To: Horatio Gates

You know my report would have detailed whether it was a philips head or common, wooden handled or rubber gripped.

I had a gal run right past my marked patrol car, not 50 feet away, right past my PARKED and marked patrol car, the other night. She was carrying a large gift bag full of stolen merchandise from Walgreens. I watched her run from the store, wearing socks (no shoes) while looking over he shoulder to see if anyone was following her. If my car had been parked one vehicle width to the left she would have ran into my grill.

She tried to tell me the stuff in the bag was a "gift from her mother." I had some fun with her story before pulling the carpet out from under her.

I asked her what size shoe she wore and when she responded, a 7, I asked why her mother gave her size 11 gym socks for a gift? "Does you mother not know what size shoe you wear?"

Why is all that stuff still in it's packaging? Etc. etc.


34 posted on 11/03/2006 8:14:42 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
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