Posted on 11/03/2006 4:36:25 PM PST by SmithL
El Cerrito, Calif. -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks.
The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.
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lol
Gee I hope it was a stubby.
of Pittsburg was initially
This one is a import, most of them are.
Maybe it was an AC/DC screwdriver.
Huh huh huh.
He said " tool ".
Was the screw-driver battery operated?
You could not pay me enough to be a cop. God Bless those who handle stuff like this for the rest of us.
Would hate to be the cop that had to check
You've summed it up well.
"Is that a screwdriver in your butt, or are you just happy to see me?"
"Supposedly, even lightbulbs....."
they're "de-lighted" I presume!!!
You know my report would have detailed whether it was a philips head or common, wooden handled or rubber gripped.
I had a gal run right past my marked patrol car, not 50 feet away, right past my PARKED and marked patrol car, the other night. She was carrying a large gift bag full of stolen merchandise from Walgreens. I watched her run from the store, wearing socks (no shoes) while looking over he shoulder to see if anyone was following her. If my car had been parked one vehicle width to the left she would have ran into my grill.
She tried to tell me the stuff in the bag was a "gift from her mother." I had some fun with her story before pulling the carpet out from under her.
I asked her what size shoe she wore and when she responded, a 7, I asked why her mother gave her size 11 gym socks for a gift? "Does you mother not know what size shoe you wear?"
Why is all that stuff still in it's packaging? Etc. etc.
Torx.
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He did it awl for love.
Hope it was the kind with a built-in light.
Was this EC Plaza or EC Del Norte? I'm picking DH up from BART and I want to know which place to aviod!~)
Avoid the one with the stump!
I think they both have stumps and perverts and are too close to Code Pink HQs.
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