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Naked man arrested in El Cerrito with concealed weapon
AP ^ | 11/3/6

Posted on 11/03/2006 4:36:25 PM PST by SmithL

El Cerrito, Calif. -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks.

The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: sanfranciscovalues; sheehan; stumped
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To: SmithL

(I guess I should read the story before I post)

lol


21 posted on 11/03/2006 5:13:55 PM PST by Mr. Brightside
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To: SmithL

Gee I hope it was a stubby.


22 posted on 11/03/2006 5:16:33 PM PST by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese, that why I don't sing.)
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To: SmithL

of Pittsburg was initially


This one is a import, most of them are.


23 posted on 11/03/2006 5:16:54 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Red is good)
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To: TheBigB

Maybe it was an AC/DC screwdriver.


24 posted on 11/03/2006 5:17:24 PM PST by SmithL (Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
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To: SmithL
Sheehan mentioned the tool..

Huh huh huh.

He said " tool ".

25 posted on 11/03/2006 5:18:25 PM PST by csvset (Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil & inhumane)
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To: SmithL

Was the screw-driver battery operated?


26 posted on 11/03/2006 5:18:50 PM PST by kcar
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To: doc1019
Would hate to be the cop that had to check …

You could not pay me enough to be a cop. God Bless those who handle stuff like this for the rest of us.

27 posted on 11/03/2006 5:21:49 PM PST by Route66 (America's Main Street)
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To: doc1019

Would hate to be the cop that had to check




I feel sorry for the screwdriver.


28 posted on 11/03/2006 5:24:19 PM PST by Senator Goldwater
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To: SmithL
The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating

Dirty hippy tree hugger has a screw loose.
29 posted on 11/03/2006 6:01:13 PM PST by Gomez
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To: Gomez

You've summed it up well.


30 posted on 11/03/2006 6:21:44 PM PST by SmithL (Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
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To: SmithL

"Is that a screwdriver in your butt, or are you just happy to see me?"


31 posted on 11/03/2006 6:37:49 PM PST by Publius (A = A)
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To: GVNR

"Supposedly, even lightbulbs....."

they're "de-lighted" I presume!!!


32 posted on 11/03/2006 7:15:48 PM PST by mo
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To: SmithL
Wow, that guy was really giving his awl, er, all!
33 posted on 11/03/2006 7:22:11 PM PST by SoCal Pubbie
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To: Horatio Gates

You know my report would have detailed whether it was a philips head or common, wooden handled or rubber gripped.

I had a gal run right past my marked patrol car, not 50 feet away, right past my PARKED and marked patrol car, the other night. She was carrying a large gift bag full of stolen merchandise from Walgreens. I watched her run from the store, wearing socks (no shoes) while looking over he shoulder to see if anyone was following her. If my car had been parked one vehicle width to the left she would have ran into my grill.

She tried to tell me the stuff in the bag was a "gift from her mother." I had some fun with her story before pulling the carpet out from under her.

I asked her what size shoe she wore and when she responded, a 7, I asked why her mother gave her size 11 gym socks for a gift? "Does you mother not know what size shoe you wear?"

Why is all that stuff still in it's packaging? Etc. etc.


34 posted on 11/03/2006 8:14:42 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: TheBigB

Torx.


35 posted on 11/03/2006 8:19:58 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; Augustus McCrae; ...

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

He did it awl for love.

36 posted on 11/03/2006 9:33:36 PM PST by martin_fierro (Shock and Awl)
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To: the invisib1e hand

Hope it was the kind with a built-in light.


37 posted on 11/03/2006 9:53:19 PM PST by pbear8 (All the Saddam documents are real, the NYT finally figured it out.)
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To: SmithL

Was this EC Plaza or EC Del Norte? I'm picking DH up from BART and I want to know which place to aviod!~)


38 posted on 11/03/2006 9:55:15 PM PST by pbear8 (All the Saddam documents are real, the NYT finally figured it out.)
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To: pbear8

Avoid the one with the stump!


39 posted on 11/03/2006 9:56:23 PM PST by SmithL (Where are we going? . . . . And why are we in this handbasket????)
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To: SmithL

I think they both have stumps and perverts and are too close to Code Pink HQs.


40 posted on 11/03/2006 9:57:28 PM PST by pbear8 (All the Saddam documents are real, the NYT finally figured it out.)
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