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The Official Friday Silliness Thread: Elections, Detections, and any other directions
Sacramento Bee (Why not ask the Bees?) ^
| 10-03-06
| Sully777
Posted on 11/03/2006 12:27:26 AM PST by sully777
"Mickey Mouse, Al Kaholic and Mike Bibby will not be elected as write-in candidates, so Mr. Funnyman, you might as well forget about casting votes for them this November.
What may be funny to you, election officials say, isn't funny to them -- because the off-the-cuff write-in votes take a lot of extra time to count, delaying unofficial election night results for hours and final results for days after the election..." [Snip]
(Attribution: Ed Fletcher - Bee Staff Writer. October 21, 2006 Page B1
(Excerpt) Read more at sacbee.com ...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: funnies; ofst; sillyvote; whoopwhoop
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To: Allegra
One of my second jobs in a leaner time was delivering pizzas for Little Caesar. I delivered two pizzas with anchovies in the four months I worked there. I never removed the smell from my car.
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:00:48 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Theresawithanh
November 6 is Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
What if you have a compass on your saxaphone? Dose this also include a GPS? Helpful in half time shows.
To: sully777
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:01:56 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: Theresawithanh
You actually like anchovies? LOVE 'em! My favorite pizza: Extra cheese, fresh tomatoes, Italian sausage, black olives, anchovies.
If I share a pizza with someone, I'm never allowed to have those 'chovies. Seems that very few people like them. LOL
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:02:35 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:03:15 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: sully777
One of my second jobs in a leaner time was delivering pizzas for Little Caesar. I delivered two pizzas with anchovies in the four months I worked there. I never removed the smell from my car. That wasn't in Houston, was it? One of those two pizzas might have been mine. ;-)
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:04:47 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Help! I'm "Stuck in Iraq!" I KNEW I Should Have Studied Harder....)
To: sully777
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:05:32 AM PST
by
Dallas59
(Muslims Are Only Guests In Western Countries)
To: ThomasThomas
If you have a compass on your saxophone, you may want to seek professional help! ;-p
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:09:09 AM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
To: Allegra
Fanny does the basket-head dance.
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:11:17 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Dallas59
Funny stuff Dallas
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:16:50 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Allegra
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:17:38 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Theresawithanh
Here's a hot-button issue:
In September, the headmistress of the Dvergsnes primary school in Kristiansand, Norway, proposed that boys be taught to urinate while seated, in order to reduce splashing and mis-targeting, which burden the cleaning staff, but many parents and politicians reacted bitterly. Said Vidar Kleppe of the Justice and Order party, "It's a human right (for a boy) not to have to sit down like a girl," adding that the school was "fiddling with God's work." Parent Nancy Bakke was proud of her 7-year-old boy's ability to aim: "This rule goes against everything I've tried to teach my son." [Daily Telegraph (London), 10-15-06]
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:17:51 AM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
To: Dallas59
Reasons why gasoline has not dropped below $1.50
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:20:27 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Theresawithanh
My mom has a sign above the toilet:
Stand Closer: It's Smaller Than You Think.
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:22:27 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Dallas59
What is this picture about: An SS file on Mo???
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:24:15 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Dallas59; Allegra
I'm suddenly thirsty...
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:27:33 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
LOL! My Dad put one up on the deck of our pool that said "We don't swim in your toilet, don't "P" in our pool!"
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:32:38 AM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
To: Dallas59
Elect Curly...woop woop woop
Paid for the Elect Curly Action Committee and Friends of the Stooges
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:35:09 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Dallas59
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:37:35 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Allegra; Watery Tart
King: GUARDS!!! Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.
Guard 1: Not to leave the room, even if you come and get 'im.
King: No no...UNTIL I come and get 'im...
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posted on
11/03/2006 1:46:55 AM PST
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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