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To: Theresawithanh

My mom has a sign above the toilet:

Stand Closer: It's Smaller Than You Think.


34 posted on 11/03/2006 1:22:27 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

LOL! My Dad put one up on the deck of our pool that said "We don't swim in your toilet, don't "P" in our pool!"


37 posted on 11/03/2006 1:32:38 AM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: sully777

My aunt had one that said:

If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Please be neat
And wipe the seat


49 posted on 11/03/2006 4:56:30 AM PST by fredhead (What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
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