The potty prank that could have been set up several minutes before Jeffery sat down in the stall.
I've read that sentence over and over. It makes no sense to me.
Posted on 10/20/2006 1:08:43 PM PDT by Froufrou
An Antioch man found himself in a sticky, humiliating situation at a local Wal-Mart on Monday.
He sat down on a toilet in the store's rest room, only to find himself glued to the seat.
Jeffery Hanserd wants everyone to know that using a public toilet could leave you flushed with embarrassment.
"I walked into the restroom and came out on a stretcher," Hanserd said. "There's somebody out there doing dirty low-down things they shouldn't be doing. I want everyone to know how dangerous it is."
The recent colon cancer survivor found himself slammed by what he calls a painful prank at the Hamilton Church Road Wal-Mart.
Hanserd said he sat down in super glue someone had put on the toilet seat. Facing an urgent call of nature, Jeffery said he just opened the stall, sat down and couldn't get up.
"I started knocking for help. Nobody responded. I did it for 30 minutes."
Most super glue packages warn what happens when the substance contacts skin.
Jeffery has graphic photos showing how the glue tore into his skin.
Some super glues can take up to 20 minutes to set.
The potty prank that could have been set up several minutes before Jeffery sat down in the stall.
"I feel like Wal-Mart is responsible because they're supposed to check the restrooms," Hanserd said.
Jeffery warned others to do the same.
Jeffery Hanserd said he's ready to sue Wal-Mart citing pain, suffering and humiliation. Wal-Mart said it takes the toilet seat incident very seriously and is continuing its investigation into the matter.
Sue Wal-mart. Yeah that's the answer. Like they can check their restrooms every 10 minutes. They have a buisness to run. They shouldn't be liable for every kook and nutcase in the country.
He glued his own ass to the seat so that he could sue Wal-Mart.
This is why you should always wipe the seat down with your sleeve, necktie, or a sock before sitting on it. Or, better yet, don't sit on it. Just hover over it.
The potty prank that could have been set up several minutes before Jeffery sat down in the stall.
I've read that sentence over and over. It makes no sense to me.
No, that's your job to make sure the seat your gonna sit on is clean.
Hmmm...are they implying he did it himself, I wonder?
That suit doesn't have a prayer of success unless the jurors are determined not to follow the law and simply want to punish Wal-Mart because they feel like it.
I'm sorta gettin' tired of people downing Wally World, too. I'm learning that the Libbies hate 'em. Don't know why; that's their voting base!
It's a successful, non-union business. That's why they hate Wal-Mart.
I don't think you could pay me enough to use the toilet at WallyWorld.
Well, we know who doesn't uses the "butt-gasket" paper thingys now don't we?
I rather use a toilet at WalMart than vote for Pelosi
It's a successful, non-union business. That's why they hate Wal-Mart.
So were plantations in the South. I don't know, I just don't like shopping there.
Anyway, my heart goes out to the poor guy (assuming he really is the victim of a prank). Part of his lawsuit has got to stem from the fact that his friends are never EVER going to let him live this down. Somehow, for all the suffering, any sentence that uses "Walmart" "toilet" and "superglue" can only bring on a case of the snickers.
ROTFLMAO! Butt gasket?! Bwahahahaha...
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