[BipolarBob]

Sue Wal-mart. Yeah that's the answer. Like they can check their restrooms every 10 minutes. They have a buisness to run. They shouldn't be liable for every kook and nutcase in the country.

[Redcloak]

He glued his own ass to the seat so that he could sue Wal-Mart.

[Jaysun]

This is why you should always wipe the seat down with your sleeve, necktie, or a sock before sitting on it. Or, better yet, don't sit on it. Just hover over it.

[newgeezer]

Bring back the stockade in the public square. Whoever did this "prank" needs to spend a few days there:

The potty prank that could have been set up several minutes before Jeffery sat down in the stall.

I've read that sentence over and over. It makes no sense to me.

[BigSkyFreeper]

"I feel like Wal-Mart is responsible because they're supposed to check the restrooms," Hanserd said.

No, that's your job to make sure the seat your gonna sit on is clean.

[Dog Gone]

Jeffery Hanserd said he's ready to sue Wal-Mart citing pain, suffering and humiliation.

That suit doesn't have a prayer of success unless the jurors are determined not to follow the law and simply want to punish Wal-Mart because they feel like it.

[lesser_satan]

I don't think you could pay me enough to use the toilet at WallyWorld.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Well, we know who doesn't uses the "butt-gasket" paper thingys now don't we?