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The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Shameless Promotion Month!
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| September 29, 2006 (29 Settembre 2006)
| Sully777
Posted on 09/29/2006 12:49:41 AM PDT by sully777
The month of September is officially Shameless Self-Promotion Month. And we care enough to honor that promise of self-promotion with stunning, unparalleled commitment never before seen in the world. Our competitors may shrink back in shy impotence like the girly boys they really are. But we shall never faulter. We're the best, most profitable, least worrisome, highest quality, perfect credit to our gender, brightest, silliest, nicest smelling, best dressed, most comfortable with small dogs, most talented, elite, A-list, baddest mofos, with the firmest body contours this side of Beverly Hills in all cyberspace. You have our word on it.
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To: All
NOW?!?!? We get told NOW about all these great things to celebrate in September????
Ribbons, I need ribbons to wear. /sarc
Only thing I recognized this month worth my attention, besides birthdays and anniversaries, September 11th. Never forget!!!
(top 50, wow!)
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posted on
09/29/2006 7:44:31 AM PDT
by
AJMaXx
(ILU Roo.....!)
To: sully777
Organic Harvest Month Duuuuuuude...
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:00:36 AM PDT
by
neutra
To: The_Victor
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:05:51 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: sully777
A Kentucky couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
Makes sense to me!
To: Michael Goldsberry
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:08:25 AM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: sully777; All
To: LongElegantLegs
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:21:31 AM PDT
by
neutra
To: girlscout
To: neutra
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:23:32 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(You can do that, and be a whack-job pedophile on meth.)
To: girlscout
To: girlscout
To: girlscout
To: LongElegantLegs
Thank you.
How do you like my new camera phone?
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:30:38 AM PDT
by
neutra
To: fredhead
I'll have a chicken biscuit with magic mushrooms and rice on the side, in celebration of September.
...would you like a dessert? No. 10.59. Please pull up to the second window.
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:32:12 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: beyond the sea
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:32:43 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Slings and Arrows
Morning S&A. Somehow my brain is not responsive to C&W derived eardemons
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:36:13 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: neutra
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:37:25 AM PDT
by
neutra
To: sully777
To: sully777
Checkin In....
For this Friday's thread being "shameless promotion Month", I nominate this dolt
![](http://imgsrv.1010wins.com/image/DbGraphic/200609/365223.jpg)
He, who shamelessly, consistently and obnoxiously, has to promote himself and his agenda on us tirelessly...ugh. Just go away, Clintoon. You and your little wifey too.
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:39:10 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I love the smell of strategery in the morning...)
To: CSM
Read the ad...
Post Date:
Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date:
Sep 6th, 2006
$10,000
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently , "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292
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posted on
09/29/2006 8:41:30 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(I love the smell of strategery in the morning...)
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