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Statements not likely heard on COPS (Vanity)
8/29/2006 | Greywolf

Posted on 08/29/2006 4:49:17 PM PDT by GreyWolf

I just finished watching a re-run of COPS, and it occurred to me that there are certain phrases you are not apt to hear on that program. So I thought it might be fun to see how imaginitive Freepers could be in seeing how many we can come up with. I will start off with

"Yes, officer, I stole this automobile. And that is my crack pipe in the ash tray and all those drugs in the glove box? Yep, all mine."

"Si, Senor, I am an illegal alien, and I am here to make lots of money selling my uncle's marajuana crop. America is such a great Country."


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: comedy; cops; crime; fox; tv; vanity
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1 posted on 08/29/2006 4:49:20 PM PDT by GreyWolf
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To: GreyWolf

"Yes officer, sir, I would be glad to get down, quietly put my hands behind my back and wait for further instructions."


2 posted on 08/29/2006 4:50:52 PM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: GreyWolf

If I had a dime for every time one of them said "I ain't done nuthin". I'd retire.


3 posted on 08/29/2006 4:51:19 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Where did I leave my matches?)
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To: GreyWolf

If this thread lasts until I post, this is my entry.


4 posted on 08/29/2006 4:51:30 PM PDT by billhilly
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To: GreyWolf

"I am a Kennedy, but I don't expect any special treatment."


5 posted on 08/29/2006 4:51:42 PM PDT by Axhandle
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To: GreyWolf

"Hey Brenda Sue, quick clean up we've got company!"


6 posted on 08/29/2006 4:52:41 PM PDT by IncPen (Bush Iraq Truth WMD http://freedomkeys.com/whyiraq.htm)
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To: GreyWolf

Nope officer, I only had one beer...


7 posted on 08/29/2006 4:54:26 PM PDT by Honor above all (I'm only here to help.)
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To: GreyWolf

"I understand why you had to pull me over, Officer. You can't be too careful with people of my racial background."


8 posted on 08/29/2006 4:55:15 PM PDT by Loyalist (Social justice isn't; social studies aren't; social work doesn't.)
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To: GreyWolf

Cops come off as public enemies. Some of the arrests are downright disgusting wit trumped up charges and clear violations of warrant requirements.

I like the show but sometimes it disgusts me.


9 posted on 08/29/2006 4:55:16 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
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Naked suspect doing drugs: "Officer, hand me my underwear, please".

Oh wait, that really happened!

Actually it's hard to top some of the stupid stuff these morons have said and done on COPS.

10 posted on 08/29/2006 4:55:18 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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To: IncPen

Wud somebody please call a clue? I unnerstand they will file a claim in support of me. What mamma? ACLU? Whatever! Call de asses.


12 posted on 08/29/2006 4:56:28 PM PDT by billhilly
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To: Tijeras_Slim
If I had a dime for every time one of them said "I ain't done nuthin". I'd retire.

And a dime for...

Cop: "Why'd you run?"

Stupid criminal: "I dunno."


And what makes me mad is the stupid wife/girlfiend who just got beat and she's crying "Don't take him to jail! Don't take him to jail!"
13 posted on 08/29/2006 4:59:19 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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To: GreyWolf

¡Dios Bendice Presidente Bush!


14 posted on 08/29/2006 5:00:40 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: GreyWolf

Mook: "That's not my dope."
Officer: "So what's it doing in your pants pocket?"
Mook: "These aren't my pants."
The conversation goes downhill from there....


15 posted on 08/29/2006 5:01:30 PM PDT by absalom01 (Cynthia McKinney: One of the most intelligent Democrats in the country.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; Pookyhead

Don't forget "Just a coupla beers." as they bounce off the fender of the cruiser.


16 posted on 08/29/2006 5:01:58 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Where did I leave my matches?)
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To: Responsibility2nd

One time we let our kids watch cops.

I asked them later what they'd learned. My son said...that there are a lot of stupid people who never learned to shut up, listen, follow directions and sort it out later.

It was a great lesson for them.


17 posted on 08/29/2006 5:03:03 PM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: GreyWolf

I'll give you a box of donuts if you'll let me go.


18 posted on 08/29/2006 5:05:33 PM PDT by irishtenor (We survived Clinton in the 80s... we can survive her even when her husband is gone.)
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To: GreyWolf
No Sir, Occifer! I'm not under the affluence of incohol, although some theocle pink I am.
19 posted on 08/29/2006 5:05:48 PM PDT by ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY ( ISLAMA DELENDA NECCES EST!)
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To: pollyannaish
You're right!

When my children were small I sat down with them and observed them as they watched COPS episodes. We would talk about how there are really mean nasty people in this world, and what they looked like and what they did.

COPS is a true life object lesson for children to know that evil stupid people are out there and they better watch out.

20 posted on 08/29/2006 5:06:40 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
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