1 posted on
08/29/2006 4:49:20 PM PDT by
GreyWolf
To: GreyWolf
"Yes officer, sir, I would be glad to get down, quietly put my hands behind my back and wait for further instructions."
To: GreyWolf
If I had a dime for every time one of them said "I ain't done nuthin". I'd retire.
3 posted on
08/29/2006 4:51:19 PM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Where did I leave my matches?)
To: GreyWolf
If this thread lasts until I post, this is my entry.
4 posted on
08/29/2006 4:51:30 PM PDT by
billhilly
To: GreyWolf
"I am a Kennedy, but I don't expect any special treatment."
5 posted on
08/29/2006 4:51:42 PM PDT by
Axhandle
To: GreyWolf
"Hey Brenda Sue, quick clean up we've got company!"
6 posted on
08/29/2006 4:52:41 PM PDT by
IncPen
(Bush Iraq Truth WMD http://freedomkeys.com/whyiraq.htm)
To: GreyWolf
Nope officer, I only had one beer...
7 posted on
08/29/2006 4:54:26 PM PDT by
Honor above all
(I'm only here to help.)
To: GreyWolf
"I understand why you had to pull me over, Officer. You can't be too careful with people of my racial background."
8 posted on
08/29/2006 4:55:15 PM PDT by
Loyalist
(Social justice isn't; social studies aren't; social work doesn't.)
To: GreyWolf
Cops come off as public enemies. Some of the arrests are downright disgusting wit trumped up charges and clear violations of warrant requirements.
I like the show but sometimes it disgusts me.
9 posted on
08/29/2006 4:55:16 PM PDT by
bert
(K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
To: GreyWolf
¡Dios Bendice Presidente Bush!
To: GreyWolf
Mook: "That's not my dope."
Officer: "So what's it doing in your pants pocket?"
Mook: "These aren't my pants."
The conversation goes downhill from there....
15 posted on
08/29/2006 5:01:30 PM PDT by
absalom01
(Cynthia McKinney: One of the most intelligent Democrats in the country.)
To: GreyWolf
I'll give you a box of donuts if you'll let me go.
18 posted on
08/29/2006 5:05:33 PM PDT by
irishtenor
(We survived Clinton in the 80s... we can survive her even when her husband is gone.)
To: GreyWolf
No Sir, Occifer! I'm not under the affluence of incohol, although some theocle pink I am.
To: GreyWolf
Don't mean to hijack the thread but my favorite litany that you do hear is: (White guy, no shirt, few teeth) You Effing B!tch, I'm gonna kill you!" Then "Oh baby I love you so much I'm so sorry" Then when that doesn't keep him out of jail, " You effing b!tch, I'm gonna kill you!" Ah scenes from my former marriage! LOL!
25 posted on
08/29/2006 9:28:26 PM PDT by
BruceysMom
(I'm hot & not in a good way: menopause ain't for sissies)
To: GreyWolf
One thing that has always bothered me about these shows is how often the police point their weapons at an idiot in a car, and then proceed to let him drive away and get in a chase.
Note to police: Whatever it takes, stop them.
Another line you'll never hear on cops:
I borrowed this car to go to work to feed all those kids you see.
26 posted on
08/29/2006 9:36:48 PM PDT by
lawnguy
(Give me some of your tots!!!)
To: GreyWolf
"I never touched her, officer"
Oh wait.... We hear that one every time.
Never mind.
27 posted on
08/29/2006 9:40:47 PM PDT by
Bullish
( The pig headed monkeys of Islam can kiss my grits!)
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