Psycho killer raccoons terrorize Olympia

Associated Press ^ | 08/22/06

[Tijeras_Slim]

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

[LIConFem]

Damn'd racoonofacists!

[mewzilla]

Raccoons looking for La-Z-Boys in all the wrong places...

[Hydroshock]

410 ga shotgun.

[Calpernia]

>>>In one case five raccoons tried to carry off a small dog, which managed to survive.<<<

[Red Badger]

Well, at least they're not BADGERS!...........

[nuconvert]

They aren't afraid of people here either, even mothers with babies. I'm cautious when I step outside my door at night.

[Abathar]

This is so stupid, just let people shoot the d*mn things and be done with it. My grandfather just sits and laughs when he hears about this stuff, explains to us (over and over) how it would have been handled when he was younger. I think sometimes the old ways really are better...

[shag377]

Easy way to deal with 'coons.

1.) Reduce coon to dead flesh with application of firearm of choice. I like a .22
2.) Skin and clean. Pick most of fat off the bone. This is tedious, but makes for a tastier meal.
3.) Put in large roaster. Stack sweet potatoes around bottom. Salt/Pepper to taste, splash zesty Italian dressing on meat.
4.) Cook at 350 until done to the bone.

[Calpernia]

>>>One goal of the patrol is to get residents to stop feeding raccoons and to keep pets and pet food indoors.

A county over from me fines people now for putting out bird seed.

[commish]

THis has hollywood movie written all over it.

Attack of the Psycho Killer Raccoons

[COEXERJ145]

AR-15

[nuconvert]

You asked for it..................

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[Calpernia]

I knew you were involved!

[GBA]

Some racoons just need killin'.

[presidio9]

Damn'd racoonofacists!

Definitely Bush's fault.

[Slings and Arrows]

The Nazi Racoons are here!

[Calpernia]

I think terrorism is involved, personally.

;)

[Calpernia]

Nah, Iran!