"In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth." Genesis 1:1. He said it, and we believe it.
I see a correlation between people who believe in Socialism and people who believe in Evolution. Hmmmmmmmmmm........
Darwinism isn't science. It's a philosophy, which, as Richard Dawkins has admitted, gives atheists comfort in their atheism.
Americans are the world's best consumers. They are much quicker than the people of other nations at weeding out inferior products, inferior theories, inferior ideological doctrines etc. etc. etc.
There's a lot more evidence that Americans have devolved than evidence to the contrary.
Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Pol Pot, Tojo, Mengele, Saddam and Sons, Mao, etc.,...
At least a bit of devolution is going on...
Another example of when the polls disagree with me they must be false, but when they agree with me they are of course true.
For one, Science isn't done by polls
But if we are to go by polls, then we must go by the only polls that matter, and the only ones that matter are the ones done on election day, and EVERYTIME the election was about science & progress vs mythology & superstition, the Creationist Luddites have went down in humiliating defeats.
The Democrats have had polls showing they are going to take back congress every year since 1995, and look how it's turned out, those polls matter(ed) as much as this one.
And it's not hard to see why, to the average Joe Shmoe out there the Mythology-Evolution debate is the furtherest thing from their mind, so when the poll taker calls out of the blue they haven't really thought it through. When it becomes an issue and people see the lies and ignorance offered by the Creationist they flat out reject them big time and vote to keep science in the 21st century not the 10th.
I don't put much faith in polls for two reasons. Polls can be rather biased, and Americans are pretty stupid. If a third of the people think Bush blew up the World Trade Center instead of Osama, who's on tape claiming credit for it, and if 25% don't know where the Pacific Ocean is, then I'm not sure if it matters "what Americans think." It's obvious that a huge percentage don't think.
So many jokes, so little time.
FWIW, I think this has been already posted.
If evolution was true, which it's not, there would be no reason to be against gay marriage and every reason to favor it.