HELP!!! Teenaged girls who are too good to get their hair wet.

vanity | 7/23/2006 | vanity

[MikefromOhio]

LOL

Sounds like you need to get a BIG slobbery dog :)

[kingu]

I'm going to have to follow this thread closely. My daughter just became a teenager - perhaps this looking into the future might keep me sane.

[Horatio Gates]

That's strange. My 16 year old daughter gives me an earful when I don't try to wipe her out on the wakes when she's kneeboarding

[Enterprise]

And I have to make something for the vegetarian because she can't eat burgers."

I would order the biggest all meat pizza I could get my hands on with super extra helpings of canadian bacon and sausage.

[ConservativeMind]

There's nothing wrong with insisting they get outside with the rest--perhaps starting some sort of game out there.

On the other hand, you could bring in the outside girls so they entertain each other and leave you alone.

ENJOY!!

[Lil'freeper]

Like, omigawd. That's like, so, eeew.

[Crazieman]

That attitude goes right up to the mid-20s these days. Why I'm still single. They're all gossiping soap-opera/90210/OC lightweights, concerned with the latest style.

These are the people that actually buy and read the magazines at supermarket checkouts.

[MikefromOhio]

Nah find a neighbor with a Mastiff or St. Bernhard or Newfoundland.

The dog will drive the teen girls out in a hurry becuase "EWWWWW he's gross!!!!!!"

hehehehe

[RosieCotton]

This is why for the most part, I never hung out with other teenaged girls... ;-)

Ewww indeed...but in reverse!

Commiserations.

[Vision]

Just chill some gin down and I'll tell you, everything will be fine.

[GRRRRR]

YOU NEED

[jennyjenny]

Hmmmmm.....no little brother around that can invite some of his friends over and make....well....boy noises? Or that could maybe get some worms, spiders or squirt guns to play with around the house?

I feel for ya....been there, done it and am happy to report all parties involved survived.

[Mr. Mojo]

A Newf would be be in the pool swimming and having fun with the normal half of the party. Bringing a Mastiff would be a better idea -- it wouldn't go near the pool but would drive the prissy girls right in there after slobbering all over their new clothes.

[4yearlurker]

Tell her that the eggs she eats will never hatch as they are not fertile. (Gotta keep those roosters out of the hen house!) My 20 year old daughter has a 21 year old boyfriend who asks her to cut up his pizza like his mom does. I yell at him and then there both PO'd at me. Oh Well!

[MotleyGirl70]

half act like extras in for "Beverly Hills 90210".

And I have to make something for the vegetarian because she can't eat burgers.

Egads! You have your hands full.

Call the pissy 90210 girls close to the pool and have hubby do a big cannonball right in front of them!

[jennyjenny]

Ah yes, gin. ;-)

[InvisibleChurch]

That's what teenagers do. Enjoy it because they grow up and go away. My 15yo girl is knee deep in teen angst, grumbling and complaining and being 'right' ALL the time and I wouldn't want it any other way. What it really means is that they are normal. Let them have fun and buy them pizza and let them be goofy. I'll say a prayer for you anyway.

; )

[grey_whiskers]

That's OK. I remember a slumber party hosted by my daughter once upon a time.

We bought a big expensive ice-cream cake for the girls, and one of the girls just licked the icing off of her slice and came back for a new one...

All the sugar- and starch-based foods in the house disappeared Cheers!

[motormouth]

"Excuse me, is she saving them to glue together to make a pig again? "

Thats FUNNY!!!!

MM

I cant relate, I have boys and they are BOYS in every sense of the word.