Posted on 07/20/2006 8:34:58 AM PDT by Comstock1
Every thing is $10 beacuse I hate him! He is a looser so I hope he see's me getting rid of his stuff for cheap.
1) A bunch of old baseball cards. Like a shoe box full, He was pissed when he couldnt find them so maybe they are worth something. I think they are stupid.
2) Box of porn. A bunch of VHS vids. This was fun to take out from under him because he didn't think I even knew about them. I knew that the contents of the box seemed to be re-arranged every time I left him home alone for a while.
3) Car Subwoofers in a big box. I dont know how big they are, but there is 2 of them and they are in some box he had made.
4) Sony camera phone from Cingular with numbers of his girlfiends still in it. If you are a male looking for easy chicks this thing is full of them.
5) set of weights. The kind you do curls with, he had been using these to get not so damn fat. I think I'm doing him a favor with this becuase it seemed to just be a waist of time.
6) A computer part. I dont know what it is but I opened his computer and pulled it out becuase it was the only think that wasnt screwed in. its long flat and skinny, like an oversized piece of gum.
7) 5 belts. All ugly.
8) a bunch of chargers. I dont know what they go to, all I know is that he probably needs them.
My Name is XXXXX XXXX Email me if you are interested in any of this jerks stuff. cincodemayoxxxxx@gmail.com
That was hilarious! Thanks for the ping!
WAY too damn funny. I LOVE this guy. LOL he's keepin' the do-rag.
I quoted a line from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. :)
My former roommate was hooked on both EBAY & CRAIGSLIST.
Just for the items, though -- she had a passion for bargains. She was too innocent & prudish to appreciate postings like these.
MG, that was one of the funniest pieces I've read in ages. Hilarious stuff!!!
Woooooooohoooooo! What a wild ride! The emails are coming faster than the hits. And now personal appearances. First Star94 radio in Atlanta, then King5 in Seattle,now the Today Show with that I-used-to-be-a-fat-weatherman-but-now-I-am-as-skinny-as-Regis-but-twice-as-funny Al "I will turn this car around" Roker. It is amazing; all this media hype. Hey, Al! Any relation to Roxy?
EBay has graciously allowed me to update this page once more. So I will keep it brief.
This one guy emailed me and said, "Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?" Uh... Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas. Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.
I knew you would like that one :)
Did you catch the weights she was selling because they were a "waist" of time?
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LOL! No, I missed that. :)
I was KIDDING!
I quoted a line from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. :)
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No problem. No offense taken. :-)
BTW, you could quote 1000 movie lines to me and it is unlikely that I could identify any of them. Not a movie viewer. And if you had not included the word "movie" in your answer, I would be totally lost. :-)
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