Norma Jean Baker
Posted on 07/20/2006 8:34:58 AM PDT by Comstock1
Every thing is $10 beacuse I hate him! He is a looser so I hope he see's me getting rid of his stuff for cheap.
1) A bunch of old baseball cards. Like a shoe box full, He was pissed when he couldnt find them so maybe they are worth something. I think they are stupid.
2) Box of porn. A bunch of VHS vids. This was fun to take out from under him because he didn't think I even knew about them. I knew that the contents of the box seemed to be re-arranged every time I left him home alone for a while.
3) Car Subwoofers in a big box. I dont know how big they are, but there is 2 of them and they are in some box he had made.
4) Sony camera phone from Cingular with numbers of his girlfiends still in it. If you are a male looking for easy chicks this thing is full of them.
5) set of weights. The kind you do curls with, he had been using these to get not so damn fat. I think I'm doing him a favor with this becuase it seemed to just be a waist of time.
6) A computer part. I dont know what it is but I opened his computer and pulled it out becuase it was the only think that wasnt screwed in. its long flat and skinny, like an oversized piece of gum.
7) 5 belts. All ugly.
8) a bunch of chargers. I dont know what they go to, all I know is that he probably needs them.
My Name is XXXXX XXXX Email me if you are interested in any of this jerks stuff. cincodemayoxxxxx@gmail.com
She was the ultimate screen goddess in that getup---a long distance from being Miss Artichoke.
NUH UH!
Get out!
Small world.
That is one of my favorite pics. True, the "Miss Artichoke" was actually a young Norma Jean Baker. No pictures were found...Maybe someone has one?
No Miss A pics---believe Lawrence Leamer's bio of MM sought to demonstrate her astounding beauty went undiminshed even clad in a cutoff burlap sack.
I see you're drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?
'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Before and after: chin implant, nose narrowing, electrolysis, hairdresser and makeup man.
Beautiful before, beautiful after.
Yeah that!
Yes, I'm drinking, but it's more like 60 proof. And, yes, I am fat, but, considering that I am 5'9", if I could fit into a size 12 again, I would be quite skinny, not fat.
... if it weren't for those godawful tatoos...
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I despise tatoos. I think they are dirty looking.
He probably thoughtlessly wore a shirt that didn't match what she was wearing or something equally heinous.
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Go back and look at her #2 and #4. I think you would have dumped him, too.
It is.
She's not as nice as I was....
Good for her.
ping
thanks, S and A........
#6 is great. When I worked narcotics and gangs, a young woman grew tired of her drug dealing husband's "dating" and elected to relocate his personal property from the inside of their home to the front lawn. In the process of the impromptu move, she located a box containing 4 ounces of uncut cocaine. She called me and I recovered the illegal substance from her.
I left my business card with a note written on the back indicating that her soon-to-be ex-husband could call me at his convenience to arrange the return of his cocaine.:)
EODGUY
'Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.'
William Congreve
I was thinking the same thing. That was priceless!
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