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X-Husband's Stuff for Sale (Gotta Love Craig's List)
Craig's List

Posted on 07/20/2006 8:34:58 AM PDT by Comstock1

Every thing is $10 beacuse I hate him! He is a looser so I hope he see's me getting rid of his stuff for cheap.

1) A bunch of old baseball cards. Like a shoe box full, He was pissed when he couldnt find them so maybe they are worth something. I think they are stupid.

2) Box of porn. A bunch of VHS vids. This was fun to take out from under him because he didn't think I even knew about them. I knew that the contents of the box seemed to be re-arranged every time I left him home alone for a while.

3) Car Subwoofers in a big box. I dont know how big they are, but there is 2 of them and they are in some box he had made.

4) Sony camera phone from Cingular with numbers of his girlfiends still in it. If you are a male looking for easy chicks this thing is full of them.

5) set of weights. The kind you do curls with, he had been using these to get not so damn fat. I think I'm doing him a favor with this becuase it seemed to just be a waist of time.

6) A computer part. I dont know what it is but I opened his computer and pulled it out becuase it was the only think that wasnt screwed in. its long flat and skinny, like an oversized piece of gum.

7) 5 belts. All ugly.

8) a bunch of chargers. I dont know what they go to, all I know is that he probably needs them.

My Name is XXXXX XXXX Email me if you are interested in any of this jerks stuff. cincodemayoxxxxx@gmail.com


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 5beltsallugly; boxofporn; craigslist; divorce; getnotsodamnfat; humor
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To: Comstock1

LOL

My parent's ex=next door neighbor got a divorce in 2001 I think. The wife said the husband gave up all of his tools and she didn't want them.

As I knew I was getting married within the next year, I needed tools, so she just gave them too me.

I don't know how much they were worth, but the drill bit set has to be a couple hundred bucks at least.


41 posted on 07/20/2006 10:07:53 AM PDT by MikefromOhio
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To: Mr. Brightside

Lol. That's too funny.


42 posted on 07/20/2006 10:12:17 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: Drew68
Most definately. More years than I like to count. :)

One of the best. Still miss him.

43 posted on 07/20/2006 10:17:42 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (...heavy strings, tune low, play hard and floor it. Floor it. That's technical talk....)
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To: maggief
Winning bid: US $3,850.00

Not bad! Hope the person paid up. He can probably get at least 2 ballgames out of that. LOL. I like his attitude.

44 posted on 07/20/2006 10:24:44 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (...heavy strings, tune low, play hard and floor it. Floor it. That's technical talk....)
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To: Sue Perkick

Too bad he had to rip President Bush in his last comment.

(Link at post #38)


45 posted on 07/20/2006 10:33:13 AM PDT by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: Comstock1
You gotta tell us which craig's list it is.I'd love to see it.
46 posted on 07/20/2006 10:36:06 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative
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To: Sue Perkick
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
47 posted on 07/20/2006 10:36:12 AM PDT by TommyDale (Stop the Nifongery!)
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To: Mr. Brightside
Don't know how I ever missed this the first time around. You're right about the funniest line, and if it weren't for those godawful tatoos, I think I'd even consider emailing him for a date - a sense of humor as good as his will always make any man look 100% more attractive than self-important sourpusses like Brad Pitt and George Clooney.
48 posted on 07/20/2006 10:37:38 AM PDT by leilani
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To: TommyDale

ROFLOL! Exactly!


49 posted on 07/20/2006 10:38:14 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (...heavy strings, tune low, play hard and floor it. Floor it. That's technical talk....)
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To: Mr. Brightside
Reminds me of a wedding dress some jilted ex-husband sold on ebay a few years back.

That was classic. I wish I had saved the page.

50 posted on 07/20/2006 10:42:27 AM PDT by Skooz (Chastity prays for me, piety sings...Modesty hides my thighs in her wings...)
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To: maggief

Didn't click on the link until just now. :(


51 posted on 07/20/2006 10:43:34 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (...heavy strings, tune low, play hard and floor it. Floor it. That's technical talk....)
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To: MotleyGirl70
I wonder what he did to piss her off so bad.

He probably thoughtlessly wore a shirt that didn't match what she was wearing or something equally heinous.

52 posted on 07/20/2006 10:44:18 AM PDT by Skooz (Chastity prays for me, piety sings...Modesty hides my thighs in her wings...)
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To: Skooz

Read the thread. His whole post is here. Even his picture.


53 posted on 07/20/2006 10:46:20 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside

Thanks. I am glad someone set it up as a web page.


54 posted on 07/20/2006 10:49:11 AM PDT by Skooz (Chastity prays for me, piety sings...Modesty hides my thighs in her wings...)
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To: maggief

Too bad he had to rip President Bush in his last comment.

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Too bad he had to rip women who are not smaller than a size 12, as if a size 12 is large. What a jerk!


55 posted on 07/20/2006 10:49:34 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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To: martin_fierro

That happened at the end of my street. Besides the clothes and other stuff was a pickup with all the windows bashed.

I missed her tirade, but saw the results. The truck was toast.


56 posted on 07/20/2006 10:58:03 AM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. Slay Pinch)
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To: Gay State Conservative

This was on today's Austin Craig's List. It was under the general for sale category. It has been removied, but there are some responses that let you know it was there.


57 posted on 07/20/2006 11:06:40 AM PDT by Comstock1 (If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.)
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To: Mr. Brightside

ROFLOL!!


58 posted on 07/20/2006 11:17:52 AM PDT by Osage Orange (We don't want no stinking badges................)
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To: martin_fierro

Least she didn't trash the boat..............


59 posted on 07/20/2006 11:20:18 AM PDT by Osage Orange (We don't want no stinking badges................)
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To: HairOfTheDog

hehehehehehe....

I love craigslist. It's always good for a laugh, if nothing else. ;-)


60 posted on 07/20/2006 11:56:14 AM PDT by RMDupree (HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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