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Congressman Dismissed For Wearing Spongebob Costume
Weekly World News ^ | 07/17/06 | Mark Miller

Posted on 07/19/2006 10:58:18 AM PDT by Froufrou

With dreams of establishing his own Bush-like Presidential dynasty, Rhode Island Congressman Kenneth Gurwitch tried everything to get his 10-yearold son interested in politics.

"I took Matt to Congress with me," he said. "I watched the national news with him every night, pointing out the people with whom I worked. I even got Matt a personal tour of the White House."

But nothing Gurwitch did succeeded in interesting his son in his father's line of work. "Quite honestly, the only thing that excites Matt is watching his favorite TV show, SpongeBob SquarePants.

In desperation, Gurwitch decided to try something more radical to win his son over. First, he made certain that Matt would turn on the TV at a specified date and time. Gurwitch had left the TV on C-Span, which shows live sessions of all U.S. House of Representatives meetings.

What Matt saw amazed him. It was one of those dull Congress meetings his dad was always trying to get him to watch, but sitting among the other Congressman was none other than his father -- dressed as SpongeBob SquarePants!

"It was the coolest thing ever! I never thought my dad would do something that goofy for me!" Matt enthused. "It was just what Congress needed! I love politics now!"

Unfortunately, Gurwitch's stunt did not enjoy equal success among Congressional leaders. He was censured for making a mockery out of the political process and relieved of his position on the Congressional Ethics Committee.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; congress; fakebutaccurate; humor; itsnotreal; joke; notnews; satire; wrongforum
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To: doodlelady; SerpentDove

Sheesh! I didn't get Rush until I was FORTY-nine!


41 posted on 07/19/2006 11:50:59 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: SerpentDove
Why not teach them about God and let an interest in politics develop naturally?

You're right!
One of my favorite authors writes, "Governed by God, man is self-governed."

We used to play a good game with our kids ~ "Who's in Charge?" so they'd have a respect for authority and the pecking order in general.

Wherever we went ~ church, school, shopping, friends' homes ~ we'd establish who's in charge, which ultimately always brought it home to the fact that God is in charge, and our freedom is only in proportion to their understanding of that fact.

42 posted on 07/19/2006 11:55:36 AM PDT by b9 ("the [evil Marxist liberal socialist Democrat Party] alternative is unthinkable" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: doodlelady

Excellent, and so true!


43 posted on 07/19/2006 12:05:58 PM PDT by SerpentDove (No weapon forged against Israel will prevail. - Isaiah 54:17)
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To: Froufrou
Sheesh! I didn't get Rush until I was FORTY-nine!

LOL!

He sure helped us raise our kids.

44 posted on 07/19/2006 12:29:34 PM PDT by b9 ("the [evil Marxist liberal socialist Democrat Party] alternative is unthinkable" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: Froufrou

Froufrou wrote: "Sheesh! I didn't get Rush until I was FORTY-nine!"

Yeah, I didn't figure out who Rush Limbaugh was until about 2 years ago! Of course, I'm only 17, but still... ;)


45 posted on 07/22/2006 12:08:22 AM PDT by G8 Diplomat
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To: G8 Diplomat

Rush is the one who made me realize I'm not the Liberal I thought I was! A woman like me called and asked some questions and she learned at that moment, as I did, that she truly was NOT a Democrat!

Congrats on your young epiphany!


46 posted on 07/24/2006 7:48:30 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Froufrou

Folks, this is a H O A X.

The two representatives from RI are Kennedy and Langevin.

Never, EVER, believe anything from Weekly World News unless it is indpendently corraborated by a reliable news source. (WWN is even less reliable than CBS or the NYT -- and THAT is saying something.)


47 posted on 07/24/2006 7:56:12 AM PDT by No Truce With Kings (The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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