Posted on 07/19/2006 10:38:27 AM PDT by Froufrou
America's Mattress co-owner Jim Sather is left puzzled after a rustler stole Serta Mattresses' inflatable 14-foot sheep from their store here.
"I can't figure out what someone would do with a 14-foot sheep," Sather said. "It can't go in your basement and if it's in your back yard, your neighbor will notice. If it's target practice, it only lasts once."
All the thief or thieves left was a handwritten note at the scene of the crime that read: "For the sheep, bring peace to the earth."
Sather said their mascot is missed.
"He's the granddaddy of all sheep and there's a whole flock that will miss him," Sather said.
The sheep is labeled with a No. 1 and is worth an estimated $3,500.
For my mom's 50th birthday party we were having an off color celebration. My friend and I went to the adult bookstore (we were rookies) and asked if they had any inflatable men. Dumb and Dumber, who were working the register, replied that they were all out of inflatable men but they had some inflatable sheep.
My friend ran from the store laughing hysterically. I was left to respond that no, I didn't want them to order me the man. Apparently this was the granddaddy of those little inflatable guys!
BINGO~! ROTFLMAO - UR TOO MUCH!
Who's Ron White?......
Maybe the thief just wanted to say those three little words: "I love ewe"
Who in the world would have the link to a graphic like that? (LOL)
CC, you never cease to amaze me...never a dull moment...
The experiment would blow-up in their faces.........
Only ewe can make this world seem right
Only ewe can make the darkness bright
Only ewe and ewe alone
can thrill me like ewe do
and fill my heart with love for only ewe
Only ewe can make this change in me
for it's true, ewe are my destiny
When ewe hold my hand
understand the magic that ewe do
Ewe're my dream come true
my one and only ewe
Only ewe can make this change in me
for it's true, ewe are my destiny
When ewe hold my hand
I understand the magic that ewe do
Ewe're my dream come true
my one and only ewe
One and only ewe
Rochester, MN. Where men are men and 14-ft. high inflatable sheep are nervous.
When I was in the Navy and people learned that I was from Montana...
Out came the sheep jokes!
Invariably.
What? And you're not sharin'?
Ah.. it was an obvious conclusion - it's impossible to mention sheep anymore.....
;)
Check Michael Moore's alibi.
[wiping tears from cheeks]
Wasn't that cloned sheep's name Dolly? Kind of like Dolly Madison, only with more hair? ;op
Baaa...
Look for a Bigfoot with an erection.
http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html
Dirty deeds (done with sheep)
If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do
Get off the farm, stay outta the barn
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime
Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him NO.
Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a barndoor man, no.
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep
Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates
Done with sheep
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds, don't tell them what I done to you!
Done with sheep
Dirty deeds, Dirty deeds!
Dirty deeds done with sheep --Baaaaa!
(Quiet gals, I think the shepard's comin')
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