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To: Froufrou

Only ewe can make this world seem right
Only ewe can make the darkness bright
Only ewe and ewe alone
can thrill me like ewe do
and fill my heart with love for only ewe

Only ewe can make this change in me
for it's true, ewe are my destiny
When ewe hold my hand
understand the magic that ewe do

Ewe're my dream come true
my one and only ewe

Only ewe can make this change in me
for it's true, ewe are my destiny
When ewe hold my hand
I understand the magic that ewe do

Ewe're my dream come true
my one and only ewe

One and only ewe


29 posted on 07/19/2006 10:50:15 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Red Badger

[wiping tears from cheeks]

Wasn't that cloned sheep's name Dolly? Kind of like Dolly Madison, only with more hair? ;op


36 posted on 07/19/2006 10:54:32 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Slings and Arrows

http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html

Dirty deeds (done with sheep)

If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do

Get off the farm, stay outta the barn
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime

Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow
He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him NO.

Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock off the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a barndoor man, no.


Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep

Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates
Done with sheep
Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage
Done with sheep

Dirty Deeds, don't tell them what I done to you!
Done with sheep
Dirty deeds, Dirty deeds!
Dirty deeds done with sheep --Baaaaa!
(Quiet gals, I think the shepard's comin')


40 posted on 07/19/2006 10:56:50 AM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
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To: Slings and Arrows
You know the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger said "Hey, You, Get Off of my Cloud!", and a Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

44 posted on 07/19/2006 11:00:22 AM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Society continues crumbling. Instead of "Embraceable You" we get "Inflatable Ewe". Ewwwww.


56 posted on 07/19/2006 11:10:27 AM PDT by Defiant (Restraint is not weakness, it is reasoned application of a moral code. There are limits to restraint)
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