(Vanity) Political Limerick 07-17-2006

grey_whiskers ^ | 07-17-2006 | grey_whiskers

[grey_whiskers]

See for example this thread first.

The MSM is in a snit
(I'll tell you in a little bit.)
Unaware he was heard
Bush used the "S-word"
We'll never hear the end of it!

[grey_whiskers]

Funny how there wasn't this kind of uproar when Chirac once called Israel "that sh*tty little country".

Cheers!

[calljack]

There once was a man named Howard
Whom lots assumed was a coward
I think that's not it,
he's just an idiot,
and I can't think of another rhymer for Howard.

[calljack]

GW is the man of the hour
A man who refused to cower
he will lead you and me
to a great victory
and our enemies future is dower

[grey_whiskers]

"and I can't think of another rhymer for Howard."

...Broward ("he can't get elected in Broward?")
...powered? ("his tongue is by his ego powered")
...towered? ("over Jerry Springer he towered")
...flowered? ("on his show where pornography flowered")
...deflowered? ("my innocent ears were deflowered")

Cheers!