[calljack]

There once was a man named Howard
Whom lots assumed was a coward
I think that's not it,
he's just an idiot,
and I can't think of another rhymer for Howard.

[grey_whiskers]

"and I can't think of another rhymer for Howard."

...Broward ("he can't get elected in Broward?")
...powered? ("his tongue is by his ego powered")
...towered? ("over Jerry Springer he towered")
...flowered? ("on his show where pornography flowered")
...deflowered? ("my innocent ears were deflowered")

Cheers!