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Monty Python Abusive Keychain
Red Ferret Journal ^
| 6/28/06
| Red Ferret Journal
Posted on 07/01/2006 5:39:50 AM PDT by Reaganesque
The Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain. This is Holy Grail style, so the 17 sayings included in this…ahem…elegant little device might not be suitable for granny. OK? £8.99 from next month.
From Play.com:
Abusive sayings include:
Button your lip, you ratbag!
Come on you worm...you miserable little man.
Come at me then...come on, do your worst, you worm.
Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I wave my private parts at your aunties.
What is it now, you great pillock?
You dirty double-crossing rat.
You don't frighten us, pig-dogs!
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you.
You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded...
You're a looney.
And a few more sayings we can't print!!!
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KEYWORDS: abusive; canniggits; elderberries; insults; keychain; monty; python
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To: Petronski
Heh.
I originally switched to that tagline for a post to someone who had been displaying some ignorance in the matter of homeschooling vs. public schooling. My reply was to the effect that the excellence of his own public-school education was apparent to all, that he had apparently risen to a station appropriate to his aptitude and fortitude, and that I wished him all the success in life that he so richly deserved.
And, by the way, I did in fact want fries with that.
I don't think he got it.
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posted on
07/01/2006 8:37:25 AM PDT
by
Oberon
(As a matter of fact I DO want fries with that.)
To: Grannyx4; barefootscribe; ZEROKILL; Sarcastic1
How to defend yourself against a Rasberry maniac with a keychain ping!
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posted on
07/01/2006 9:59:50 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(You can do that, and be a whack-job pedophile on meth.)
To: LongElegantLegs
What about pointed sticks?
23
posted on
07/01/2006 12:54:51 PM PDT
by
Mygirlsmom
(This Mess is a Place!!!)
To: Mygirlsmom
What about pointed sticks? Shut up! ;)
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posted on
07/01/2006 2:31:41 PM PDT
by
MikeD
(We live in a world where babies are like velveteen rabbits that only become real if they are loved.)
To: Reaganesque; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; MadIvan; Irish_Thatcherite; Watery Tart; Happygal; ..
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posted on
07/01/2006 5:01:20 PM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: sully777; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
It turned me into a newt!
(I got better...)
To: pigdog
You don't frighten us, pig-dogs!You could make use of this little baby, lol
27
posted on
07/01/2006 6:40:57 PM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.)
To: BallyBill
Response A: You came looking for an argument? Right. This is abuse. I'm terribly sorry.
Response B: Where do you usually go? < /groucho>
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posted on
07/01/2006 6:42:44 PM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.)
To: Slings and Arrows
29
posted on
07/01/2006 6:52:31 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Lose money FAST playing penny stocks. Ask me how!)
To: Watery Tart
30
posted on
07/01/2006 6:53:29 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Lose money FAST playing penny stocks. Ask me how!)
To: Reaganesque
THat looks great! Gotta have one!
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posted on
07/01/2006 6:55:00 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Let them die of thirst in the dark.)
To: OSHA
Come and see the violence inherent in The System!
To: Peanut Gallery
To: Slings and Arrows
My sister married the daughter of a concert violist. When she died she left my sister two Stradivarius violins. If you would like you could..................... come see the violins inherited by my sister.
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posted on
07/01/2006 8:48:19 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Lose money FAST playing penny stocks. Ask me how!)
To: OSHA
My sister married the daughter of a concert violist. Is your sister from Vermont, or Massachusetts?
To: Slings and Arrows
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
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posted on
07/01/2006 8:51:51 PM PDT
by
OSHA
(Lose money FAST playing penny stocks. Ask me how!)
To: Reaganesque
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posted on
07/01/2006 8:59:27 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
To: sully777; OSHA; Slings and Arrows; Professional Engineer; dead; SandyInSeattle
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posted on
07/01/2006 11:45:59 PM PDT
by
Watery Tart
(Four shalt thou not count; neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.)
To: sully777
Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.Yiikes!!! LOL, good list.
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posted on
07/02/2006 6:46:18 AM PDT
by
Millee
(.)
To: Reaganesque
Dont' forget the Holy Grail Black Knight Plush Toy...
With removable arms and legs...
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